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School:
A place where
papa pays & son plays 
Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich 
Marriage:
its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work 
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of thngs straight
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, n kills you by bills.
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