Brianna (briannaorg)

Brianna joshix

@joshix - as usual, you take what I really mean and say it aloud. Yes, exactly.

Brianna joshix

@joshix - you've apparently had enough beer to forget that Wilco sucks. So I'm here to remind you: Wilco sucks.

Brianna joshix

@joshix - what, "my little pumpkiny-wumpkiny"?

Brianna joshix

"Libel" she finished, giving @joshix a significant look "Is what they write about her in public bathrooms or on social networks."

Brianna joshix

"Slander" she replied to @joshix "is what your friends say about your mom to your face."

Brianna Andy C , joshix

@joshix @andyc - I noticed the lack of milk but was more impressed by the commercial-riffic nutritionally-complete beverages in the scene.

Brianna joshix

@joshix - and hurts harder when it involves ONJ on rollerskates.

Brianna joshix

@joshix - I just caught your Xanadu jab from the other day. Harsh. The truth hurts.

Brianna joshix

@joshix - don't hate. I don't have to tell people that all those Nixon biographies aren't mine. Folks know you love Nancy.

Brianna joshix

@joshix - oh I'm not surprised. you've been working your way up to it with fart jokes for the last 6 mos. or so.

Brianna joshix

@joshix - you've been sitting here laughing at poop jokes for almost thirty minutes. you are all man.

Brianna joshix

@joshix - http://tinyurl.com/3erchuj

Brianna Andy C , joshix

@andyc - heh, thanks - I was actually in my treehouse, chucking acorns @joshix every time he came out for a smoke.

Brianna Andy C

@andyc - I tend to agree, I just can't figure out why Heinz tastes so different out - oh, right. Corn syrup. Nectar of the capitalist gods.

Brianna frankenspock

@frankenspock - ain't that the truth. Ketchup in London is like beer in Greece. But chips and malt vinegar are divine, so no loss there.

Brianna frankenspock , joshix

@frankenspock - that one also disappears quickly around here. @joshix gets this furtive look when he's about to start drinking condiments.

Brianna frankenspock , joshix

@frankenspock - well, this isn't a frat party, but I bet you $5 @joshix could knock that back within a day.

Brianna joshix

@joshix - baby, as I tell you every day, you can find anything on the Internet: http://tinyurl.com/drinklp

Brianna joshix , reality

@joshix @reality - or start buying it by the gallon, you condiment-drinking sots.