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We have a herd of mule deer on our hill that could use some thinning, but hunting not permitted within town limits. Oh, and I don't hunt.
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@stav Just run them over in one of your Mercedes and claim you were stampeded.
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@frankenspock THEY WERE COMIN' RIGHT FOR US!!
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@frankenspock I have seen what mule deer do to a car. Someone hit a doe on our street a few years ago. I could'nt afford the repair bill!
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@stav You can borrow my old Taurus is you want.
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@frankenspock You got a deal. We can split the venison between us. ;-)
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@stav And it was the best Christmas ever!
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@frankenspock @stav You boys is gonna need bacon to bard venison roasts. You know where to find me.
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So this one time at Xmas, @joshix, @stav and @frankenspock bundled up in a 99 Ford Taurus, cackling madly and trying to murder deers...
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@joshix @frankenspock Yum yum. @jigglebilly would be drooling if saw that feast on the table!
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@frankenspock Somewhere right now, @douglasawh is frowning.
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@joshix @frankenspock We should capture it on video. It can be #1 on !youtube in no time.
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@stav @frankenspock I gotta admit, this all sounds like a pretty good idea. Esp. the youtube part. I think I better drive.
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@joshix @frankenspock We should paint an !identica logo on the side of th' ole Taurus. And wear Awesome Jar t-shirts. Free publicity!
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@stav Oh, see, now you've just cheapened it with commercialism. Next you'll be all like "Hey, can we stop at Walmart real quick?"
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@frankenspock In fairness, @stav probably just knows that I can't really do my best driving without decals & sponsor logos.
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@joshix @frankenspock Well, where else we gonna get propane for the fire? W*M!
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@stav I have a little compartment in the Taurus that's always filled with essential tools. Propane. Rubber boots. Mallet. Venison bags.
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@frankenspock Venison bags? like bags for any deer you might hit?
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@frankenspock All from W*M?
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@foucault I bought some game bags on clearance at a truck stop one day. Always figured I would eventually need them for something.
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@frankenspock actually, killing deer (or any animals) probably helps the environment, though it's mostly farm animals I have a problem with
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@frankenspock are those so you don't get blood in your trunk?
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@foucault Yeah, that's the ticket.
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@frankenspock in a global warming sense anyway. I really good give an ef less about pigs, but there's wasting my resources
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@foucault I was actually going to bring them to Burning Man to enhance the Spock Mountain hillbilly theme, but failed to remember 5-6 years.
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@frankenspock @joshix This sounds like the makings of a really bad reality TV show: "The Taurus that Killed the Doe"
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@stav Hit a deer once. Got $4,000 in insurance money. Didn't fix the car, instead paid bills. I was pretty happy about the situation.
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@dcostalis Sounds like a win-win... except if you're the deer :-)
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@stav Oh, I dunno...maybe the deer got $4,000 in insurance money, too. Four grand is a lot of doe.
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