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@laserjock That's because they're just as stupid as you.
Monday, 04-Jan-10 02:38:42 UTC from web-
Guess which one !islam and the Bible are OK with? http://i.imgur.com/SJXqZ.jpg !christians !atheism
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@laserjock it's not ok with homosexuality, try again
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@laserjock and it's ok with slavery, you should read it some day
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@laserjock so homosexuality equates lying or gossip, I see
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@laserjock the bible supports slavery, whether you like it or not. & most churches supported "modern" slavery too, they actually owned a lot
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@pookito google bible and slavery, have fun and educate yourself!
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@laserjock given that they were all christians, it makes sense abolitionists were too, doesn't take away that the bible supports slavery
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@laserjock the bible is against it, the fact that some christians don't respect their own book is irrelevant
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@pookito Perhaps you, too, should consider your prejudices. Slavery is rampant in Bible, both the New and Old Testament.
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@pookito dude you must have missed 1 Timothy 6:1-2, Exodus 21:20-21, Exodus 21:7-11, Exodus 21:2-6 and Leviticus 25:44-46, read harder
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@laserjock the bible even says how much a slave should cost and how long you could keep it...
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@laserjock no, I'm just telling christians they should read their own book, it's pretty explicit on the subject
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@pookito the bible even says how much a slave should cost and how long you could keep it... but yeah I'm sure it doesn't approve ;)
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@pookito ok, that was a sarcasm, you really have reading comprehension issues
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@laserjock actually I was expecting rebutal, and I'm not "reading what I want", again, read your own book please
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@pookito what was that about?
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@laserjock yes, "love your neighbor as yourself and believe in me otherwise you will burn in hell forever", how lovely and tolerant #sarcasm
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@pookito from the guy who didn't even know his own magic book supported slavery
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@laserjock is buying slave indentured servitude? because the bible is ok with that
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@laserjock Yes there is.
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@pookito curious to see how christians can deny their own magic books to adjust it to their own beliefs
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@laserjock Orly? The Bible, that disgusting book of lies, says that all homosexuals must die. Sounds rather... intolerant to me.
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@laserjock What sacrifice? If God wanted to forgive our sins, why not just forgive them? Who's God trying to impress?
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@laserjock Presumably himself, since he is judge and jury,as well as execution victim
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@pookito I'm not believing anything, I'm just reading your own magic book, again, read it some time
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@laserjock you'd expect god to not think like everybody else at that time, unless the bible was actually invented by them, oops
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@laserjock yes it says that, read your own book Leviticus 20:13 http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus+20%3A13&version=NIV
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@laserjock "...both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." Leviticus 20:13
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@laserjock Hah! Trying to get out of an argument are you?
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@laserjock Also, conservatives are too stupid for science. YOU LIE
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@laserjock sure, I was getting bored, and it's not like anything will make you change your mind (even your own bible :p)
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Guess which one !islam and the Bible are OK with? http://i.imgur.com/SJXqZ.jpg !christians !atheism
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@kaaai @patcito @laserjock what you all fail to realize is that THE WORLD ENDS TOMORROW AND YOU MAY DIE! http://ur1.ca/iznq
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@maco no
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@laserjock i thought the only way to have a relgious discussion was to pick verses out of the air that support your view and no other verses
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@laserjock only was supposed to be sarcastic :)
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@pookito Midterm on Marketing class is today
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@supertunaman $30? is that how much your joke cost you? you got ripped off :p
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@supertunaman oh teh noes!
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@patcito $30 is the only way you can be guaranteed eternal salvation and all your orginal slack, or triple your money back!
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@supertunaman damn that's cheap, where do I send the money?
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@patcito You send it to Reverund Stang. If it doesn't work out, then J.R. "Bob" Dobbs will greet you in Boring Hell and give you your $90.
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@supertunaman and a book that costs 89.95, isn't it?
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@supertunaman see IRC for teh proofz
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@supertunaman sounds like a fair deal, thanks!
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@patcito There isn't a single passage in the Bible actually about homosexuality. You'd do well to learn scriptural scholarship w/ context.
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@tonyyarusso I'm sure you're right http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus+20%3A13&version=NIV
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@patcito Indeed. Do you have any idea what that passage *means*? Or would you rather hope repeating it enough means you don't need to?
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@tonyyarusso well yes it seems explicit enough to me, do you have reading comprehension issues?
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@patcito "Seems explicit" doesn't equal actually is. You need to learn about ancient Hebrew culture to understand that line.
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@patcito Obviously, that involves actual effort which you clearly can't be bothered with, since it might hurt your simplistic interpretation
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@tonyyarusso the "you should learn Hebrew first" excuse, a classic! thanks for the good laugh
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@patcito I didn't say you should learn Hebrew - I said you should learn culture and context. Read before replying.
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@tonyyarusso a man that lies with another man must be put to death, that's very explicit, I know truth hurts, it's in the bible deal with it
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@tonyyarusso and that was a typo, I forgot the "culture" bit, I'm sure it's a great culture though where gays get put to death #sarcasm
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@patcito You haven't listened, and thus are no longer worth my time. It doesn't say gays should be put to death-you choose to think it does.
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Guess I'll have to add a 'still present in current release' comment to that bug report. (also see http://xkcd.com/258/) !Christians
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@laserjock /me spending too much time around Quakers, maybe?
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@supertunaman Okay, where do I pay? ;P
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