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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nametag that her name is Patricia Whack....
Tuesday, 12-Aug-08 20:56:48 UTC from web-
@mom I'm listening
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@dad ... 'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.' Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
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@mom Mmmm, this ice cold lemonade sure do taste good
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The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Are you listening, @dad?
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@mom mmm, yeah... bank manager
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@dad Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with collateral. The frog says, 'Sure. I have this tiny pink porcelain elephant'...
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@mom Uh, huh tiny pink porcelain elephant
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@dad Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
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@dad She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000'
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@dad ... 'and he wants to use this little tiny pink porcelain elephant as collateral.' The bank manager looks back at her and says..
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@dad ... 'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone.'
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@mom Groan
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@dad, I woke up in the middle of the night and watched Nastia Liukin win the individual all around gold medal
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@mom That's great for the Texas girl. How about the girl from Iowa?
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@dad you mean Shawn Johnson, the straight-A student born and raised in Iowa? She won silver!
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@mom We took gold and silver in womens gymanstics? That's never happened before!
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@dad You durn tootin'. Kinda makes up for the team booboos earlier this week.
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@mom I am so sleep deprived
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why is that, @dad
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@dad, well that closing ceremony did go on and on
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there was some pretty exciting competition. Our men and women brought home a ton of medals, @mom
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we won more medals than anybody, @dad
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@mom and that Redeem Team did us right proud. That Coach K is a wizard!
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@dad Coach K is my favorite! He's gotta get home to start working his day job now.
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Maybe John McCain will pick him for his running mate, What do you think @mom?
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@dad Yes! Mike Krzyzewski for Vice President!
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@mom I will say this for the democrats in Denver, they will sure help me catch up on my sleep!
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@dad they sure do talk a whole bunch without sayin' anything
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@mom Zzzzzz
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Good night, @dad
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