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So far this morning I have seen two men in red trousers.
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@mo6020 I was in a pub in Newcastle and 3 rah rah students came in, 1 in particular - we'll call him captain chinos - was very annoying.
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@mo6020 you knew he was going to be annoying because he was wearing red trousers. Then they sat down and got out their jigsaw. 0_0
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@mo6020 captain chinos then proceeded to tell the world that he's no problem "doing an Asian lass but he'd rather it was up the bum... "
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@mo6020 cos if he had a kid with 'a paki' it wouldn't look like him and he wants his kids to look like him cos: "I think I'm quite pretty".
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@mo6020 at this point I became prejudiced against all men in red trousers. Then had a daydream about forcing him to eat his fucking jigsaw.
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@sandersch not to be confused with rucksack, which probs wouldn't hurt so much depending on what was in the aforementioned rucksack
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@thistleweb balls
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Anything to pay the rent, eh? Still, nice to see you diversifying. Should lessen the risk of unwanted pregnancies, too.
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It sounds like something @frankenspock might link to. *Shudders*
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Slightly tangential but one of my favourite United chants at away fixtures was ‘Reds are here. Reds are there. Reds are every fucking-where’
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@andyc Check this out. You'll all thank me later... http://ur1.ca/87kkl
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