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What sort of things could you leave on the ground that would irreversibly wreck a lawnmower?
about a year ago from web-
@speeddefrost the knowledge that it will never fly
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By 'things', I mean small things you could scatter all over the ground. Would wire scraps work?
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nah, they'd just launch out and hurt people.
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Damn. I was hoping they would wreck the blades.
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@speeddefrost claymore mines?
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@speeddefrost LIE IN MUD IN FRONT OF LAWNMOWER
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@speeddefrost WAIT FOR ZAPHOD TO APPEAR
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Perhaps something that doesn't amount to terrorism?
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@speeddefrost diamonds?
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.. and not so expensive?
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@speeddefrost damn you are so demanding.
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But yes, a bomb would work, but I'd rather it not involve killing anyone. #sigh
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@speeddefrost how about squarels?
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@speeddefrost or or maybe turtles?
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Squirrels? Err..
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@reality would not approve.
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@speeddefrost what? @reality gets a vote?
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Everyone gets a vote. It's a federated brainstorm.
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@speeddefrost how about you dig a hole cover it up a bit. Then the lawnmower falls in the hole. (seen it on Viva La Bam)
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Not viable. The ground here is practically artificial (the grass was "rolled out" so to speak).
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@speeddefrost a landmine.
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@speeddefrost how about some nails. Painted green for the coverednessess
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Already said: big no-no.
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Those would just be scattered everywhere by the blade and possibly hurt someone. I'm just looking to continuously put them in debt.
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@parlementum @speeddefrost doesn't want to hurt people. The goddamn hippy.
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@speeddefrost how about some super glue boms.
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@speeddefrost the US isn’t a signatory to the relevant treaties, we have more options when it comes to disabling lawn…
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