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I had my haircut! You can see my face!
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@nigeldgreen almost, there are at least two barbers near the library
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AAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH Don't they have plastic surgeons in Milton Keynes?
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@dickturpin no, the last one died trying fix you ;)
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Well at least I can have plastic surgery, fook knows what you're gonna do? :-P
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@dickturpin your wife?
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Your mum
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@dickturpin ok, how about you then?
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Well I didn't think you was that way inclined? But OK, how much money you got? :-)
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@dickturpin a true salesman ;) £1.50 is all I got mate
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That won't even get you a quick firk in the pockets. Surly you got a bit for the hair? After all there was a fair bit of it.
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@dickturpin Ut-oh the #tdtrs fame is going to his head. Here comes the plastic surgery. Michael jackson will have seemed a light weight.
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@nybill nah, if the fame goes to @dickturpin's head it will just vanish right out the top...
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Never mind sleeping in an oxygen I'm kipping in a wheelie bin!
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@dickturpin, @x1101 just called you porous!
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Did he? I feel one of my famous Voodoo curses coming on.
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"He turned me into a newt! ...I got better." @x1101 @dickturpin
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@nybill @dickturpin nope, I called you bald.
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@x1101 #tdtrs Ep. 32 "That Fook'in X1101!" @dickturpin
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He loves it! Makes him all fuzzy
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@nybill @dickturpin nope, that was genetics that made me fuzzy. You lot just make me chuckle.
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