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What if I'm really retarded but my parents paid everyone to play along So i could be happy.

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Someone was about to throw cheese pepperoni and sauce at me my face... I yelled You want a pizza me??

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Real people don't have to tell people they're real they're actions speak for themselves.

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That moment of disappointment when you dont get that gum ball color you wanted from the gumball machine.

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I just lost 320 calories by turning my head... fucking Seagull took my Snickers.

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Teacher: Dont get smart with me. Student: With you teaching us there's no chance of that.

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What did the right leg say to the left leg? Um i don't know? Of course you don't slut.

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4 reasons she will stop texting you: 1) You made her mad. 2) She got bored. 3) She fell asleep. 4) you said k.

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When i met you i felt this tingling sensation. Then realized my phone was just on vibrate.

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You're ugly I know i was trying to look like you today

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There's 2 reasons i don't stay up late: 1) I always fall asleep in the middle of doing something. 2)

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The police showed up at my house and said they wanted to interview me... that's weird i didn't even apply for a job.