Michael (darthwonka)

Michael

Got any True Mud? http://is.gd/iRN47 #trueblood #hbo #parody

Michael

Education FAIL. http://is.gd/iKz5Y #fail #wingnuts

Michael

R.I.P. Adam West. I hope they catch whoever did this atrocity! What? Well Who is Timothy Davlin? Oh. OOOOH. http://goo.gl/pPgV0

Michael

Fark you, #paypal. http://goo.gl/FJwcm Your position and that of #mastercard makes me want to start writing checks again.

Michael

http://is.gd/ioISJ #waronSaturnalia #waronchristmas

Michael

http://is.gd/ioFoM — Yeah, we knew this already. #waronchristmas #obvious

Michael

Please f*$@ing vote today! Use this helpful f*#@ing link to find your f*#$ing polling place. http://is.gd/gCw7v

Michael

I just got used to using screen! http://is.gd/gp2Zx , This looks worth the switch. #linux

Michael

Time Traveler Caught on Film? http://bit.ly/boOVey

Michael

http://is.gd/gneJC - Nook Color has arrived. Android-based.. Very nice.

Michael

@WishingStar - @MissNikkiC is getting wings.. I want wings. Wings are delicious.

Michael

CHECK OUT BEAR SCRATCH! http://is.gd/gl6tR #WTF #NotBillyMays

Michael

I need #morehoursintheday

Michael

…"how are we observing this light 11 million light years away now? I'm not 11 million years old, i'm 20. " http://is.gd/gi39u #stupid

Michael

Always abruptly lean back in the drivers seat as I simultaneously press turbo boost and accelerator #RaisedBySciFi (kids love that)

Michael

Must reset the virus program every morning or all the data will be erased. Apocalypse-ready #RaisedBySciFi

Michael

#lunacy explained - There is always a full moon somewhere in the world #kenbuck #teaparty #restoresanity

Michael

http://is.gd/gbsBw Christian Responses to “Militant” Atheists ( a little jab at both sides)

Michael

http://is.gd/gboNq -- I am without words. This is an atrocity. #homophobia #humanrights #africa

Michael

RIP Tom Bosley, http://is.gd/g8zbo