Timeline for alcohol list by davidmarsden

David Marsden Bruce Cowan , Sander

Was it in @sandersch's shoe?

David Marsden

In case you're wondering, I've hung my smalls out to dry.

David Marsden Rob Myers

Cheaper than buying your own and better than second hand beer :-)

David Marsden Rob Myers

Much like my legs, then.

David Marsden Luke Slater

Is Cambridge your intended destination, assuming that the train you're on doesn't melt or catch fire?

David Marsden Luke Slater

I have a big jar of Marmite in the cupboard. I was thinking of using that.

David Marsden Steven! Ragnarök

I'm told by a reliable source that Switzerland is ten times better than Holland. And that Holland is ten times better than the UK.

David Marsden

I spent the whole day sat in the sun on Friday and all I have to show for it are tanned knees.

David Marsden Luke Slater

Ah, those were the days!

David Marsden

All this denting is making me hot.

David Marsden Luke Slater

Your monkey mind is.

David Marsden Luke Slater

If Google have completed their background checks on @reality and found nothing, it doesn't say much for their search capabilities.

David Marsden Luke Slater

You are not your dents.

David Marsden Luke Slater

Where was the Olympic torch then when you needed it, eh?

David Marsden Luke Slater

I smoked a spliff at the top.

David Marsden Luke Slater

I did once walk up a hill in Wales. Oddly, walking down it was harder.

David Marsden Rob Myers

@robmyers Do you still live next door to a pub, and is the postman still misdelivering your mail?

David Marsden Rob Myers

Viagra works pretty well. So I'm told.

David Marsden Luke Slater

Of course. You don't want it to melt and send the Queen plummeting to instant death.

David Marsden Rob Myers

Sounds like science is supporting you.