Douglas Paul (douglaspaul)

Douglas Paul

It would make my day to meet someone who almost died because he or she had a heart attack during a game of charades. That would be awesome.

Douglas Paul

the number of people whose hotness increased because of a nose ring? zero, nada, bagel, zilch, donut.

Douglas Paul

I don't know how anyone with a life, with goals, aspirations, things to achieve can possibly get 8hrs of sleep every night. It's impossible.

Douglas Paul

It always bothers me whenever I see someone abandon a position or belief (that isn't wrong) just because it made someone uncomfortable.

Douglas Paul

#RIP Adam Yauch, aka Mike D, of the Beastie Boys. We'll keep fighting for the right to party brah.

Douglas Paul

I'm pretty sure all this bird chirping I'm hearing is from a bird orgy going on outside my window. Filthy pigeons.

Douglas Paul

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect) ~ Mark Twain. WERD!

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Screw McIntosh apples. GOLDEN DELICIOUS APPLES FOREVER!!!

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Why? Because I’m not Latvian Orthodox. Her parents won’t let her get involved with anyone who isn’t Latvian Orthodox.

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So next week starts week 4 of my workout schedule. Clearly with this schedule, I’m... http://bit.ly/I7i9AP

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"Pain is just weakness leaving the body" ~ H.S. Coach. Citius. Altius. Fortius.

Douglas Paul

Love and appreciate your friends and family while they are with you because they can be taken from you in a flash.

Douglas Paul

When a guy does something stupid once, that's because he's a guy but if he does the same stupid thing twice, it's to impress a girl.

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Understand. To Cubans, Castro is their Hitler. HITLER. Get it? Worse yet, he's still in power. Don't judge another's pain.

Douglas Paul

I've always been a stall man.

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just heard something that makes want to say thank you to my friends for keeping me accountable and getting in my face when i need it.

Douglas Paul

The baseball season is 162 games long. I refuse to let the media turn it into a 162 mini-seasons. The Yankees will be just fine.

Douglas Paul

Big Happy Birthday Billie Holiday. The greatest ever.

Douglas Paul

I don't believe in "tolerance." I believe in respect. Two different things nowadays.

Douglas Paul

OH: Excused are like assholes. Everybody's got one and they all stink. Haha!!