Timeline for xmpp list by duck1123
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Why don't the residents of Shermer, Illinois find it odd that so many of their teenagers look like Anthony Michael Hall?
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Foreboding: being told that you're going to see the new pony movie when it comes out.
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I keep my extensions in Chrome to a minimum only because some of them log to the console and it drives me nuts when I'm debugging a page.
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More than the standard thumbs up/down, I wish I could classify my music by the effect it'll have on my mood.
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It's 10 in the morning on a Thursday and I am home alone and blatantly not working. This is going to be a very odd few days.
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@ryanweal you just blew my mind.
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Today I installed a TV Tropes app on my phone. Now I can watch my life go utterly to waste wherever I go.
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I actually debated for a milisecond if spacebar was "spacebar" or "space bar"
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IfeellikeIshouldwriteabiglongpostonthiskeyboardwiththebrokenspacebar
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Before the internet: Grandpas could convince kids that they invented a phrase.
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If every actor had access to the roles they've portrayed in movies (like in Dollhouse) who would win? (Gods can't always be god)
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If I had to send my infant son to a distant planet where he would be as a god to them, I'd likely include a data dump of Wikipedia as well.
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You know you're in a bad mood when you see a post about how bad Superman Returns is and think "I'm going to download and watch that"
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Sometimes a song comes up on shuffle and you just have to say "Oh fuck no. I'm not putting myself through that."
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Doctor Who PSA: When facing a weeping angel, it's perfectly acceptable to alternate winking. #themoreyouknow
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No matter your level of optimism, when the glass is empty, it's 0% full. (This is not a metaphor, my glass is empty)
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I wish I could say that Gravity is the one thing that never lets me down, but then I remember that that's what it does best.
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This Cherry Coke has a surprising lack of rum. This will not do.
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If there were ever to be a part of my body capable of superhuman efficiency, why must it be the part that produces snot.
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TIL that my social security number is prime.