Jeff (egen)

Jeff

Ok, so picturing everybody is in their underwear...wait I'm clothed. Damn it, they're STILL looking at me!

Jeff

I not only just exterminated my impostor's forum account, I closed their Gmail as well. I win.

Jeff

This is not a comment about how awesome Fridays are. Take that majority!

Jeff

I want to change my first name to Alpha. #1 in my head and on paper.

Jeff

I'm afraid we might have schizophrenic paranoia but he doesn't.

Jeff

Whoo hoo, Monday! Let the good times roll. Let the good times rolllloll.

Jeff

So waking up at supper time, you'd think I shouldn't be hungry...but I'm starving!

Jeff

Hey look at me, I can play guitar and sing at the same time!

Jeff

Name the quote: "Hunny, when they say it's a good size, it's a nice way of saying it's small."

Jeff

Sweet, haven't even had my coffee yet and already ruined over a dozen women's day.

Jeff

Where in the world is Cliff SanDiego?

Jeff

Hey look, if I stand in the right spot. theres 3 of me. Elevators rock.

Jeff

Yous all need to learn to put some American into y'all's internet mail.

Jeff

Forget Thursdays, Sundays are worse. Closing at 4pm? I mean really.

Jeff

I have no new email. WTF mate?

Jeff

I have no new email. WTF mate?

Jeff

Well at least the skyfire update is decent.

Jeff

Woke late, forgot the nail polish for Deb, didn't take my allergy meds and my headset wont sync. Dare I show for work?

Jeff

Operation New Naptime failed Sir. All evidence destroyed. Awaiting further orders.

Jeff

Any store that closes early on sunday is run by fucktards. End of story.