EgyptBob (egyptbob)
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The prez palace feels so empty without the #Mubaraks. Maybe I should step outside. #MubarakCares
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Hosni's Idea! So proud. Announce URGENT and IMPORTANT stuff on State TV, sell commercials with +200% on normal price, delay! #MubarakCares
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Our beloved president is now on his well-deserved vacation in Sharm-El-Sheich. #MubarakCares
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Oh no! Just heard that Chuck Norris called @Ghonim to offer his support! We are doomed! #MubarakCares
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This Ghonim guy really needs some plastic surgery and we give it to him! He nevver looked so good! #MubarakCares
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We paid the escaped prisoners to make sure they take the train back to their prisons! @OmarSuleimanVP is so cool! #MubarakCares
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Nice plan, Hosni! @GMubarak leaves NDP, starts his own new party. Gets elected, makes his Dad prez again! So proud! #MubarakCares
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We have frozen the acoounts of some ministers and are now transferring their money to @HosniMoborak swiss account! So Proud! #MubarakCares
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And now we all dance to Rick Astley's "Sit And Wait". So fun! #MubarakCares
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Dammit! Hosnis Bar now almost empty as we build more and more Molotovs out of them. He will be upset when he finds out! #MubarakCares
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Thank you #Vodafone for broadcasting our propaganda via SMS! So proud! You get the Tut Mask for your CEO office via UPS. #MubarakCares
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Now that all the old stuff in the museum has been burned or stolen, Hosni is sketching how to make it the #MubarakCares monument! So Proud!
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Big laughter here at prez palace! As if @OmarSuleimanVP ever intended to really negotiate with opposition! #MubarakCares
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We are all watching Tron Legacy ATM, that's why @OmarsuleimanVP has no time for negotiations, sorry. #MubarakCares
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Egypt State TV ask if they should air "Lawrence of Arabia" tonight! Ofcourse! #MubarakCares
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So proud! @Gmubarak organized a totally legal DVD of Tron Legacy! Hosni looks so cool with 3D glasses! #MubarakCares
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The RIAA just called to congratulate Hosni on how he helps fighting piracy! We get new friends all the time! #MubarakCares
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Finally! Dr. Strangelove has arrived. Now we can solve all of our problems in short time! This Obama dude IS a good friend! #MubarakCares
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We restored the internet and destroyed #Egypt. You get what you pay for. #MubarakCares
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Who is playing "Money Can't buy me love" in the prez Palace? #Mubarakcares
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