Timeline for reality list by emrecio
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Bullring cow, why are you wearing *more* clothes for summer?
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@davidmarsden No I'm going to Birmingham to visit sea turtles. Not going back to Cambridge til the 4th.
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Saw an airfield that looks a bit like the one in Cambridge and now I miss summertime Cambridge.
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@davidmarsden they'll either lick you or kick you.
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In England. I can tell because everyone who got on at this stop looks miserable. Though that could be because they've been waiting hours.
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@davidmarsden perhaps you would be interested in some fake tan #product
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@nuclearsandwich I will not be happy until I either live in a place with a competent train service or own and can operate a helicopter.
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@davidmarsden Oh. Who is?
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@davidmarsden there's actually one of those millennium torches up there, but I had already used the last of my er, fuel
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All notices contained herein are works of fiction, unless they're true.
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@davidmarsden Did that on constitution hill in Aber once at night and then suddenly all the huge floodlights went off and it was pitch black
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@davidmarsden why, did you fall off or did the tide come in?
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@davidmarsden at least you're not walking to Wales (though again, quicker than train).
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@jk there are plug sockets on Welsh trains now you see
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@davidmarsden it also has better air conditioning
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Everyone thinks the trains are great in London because there's no phone signal on the underground so people can't moan on the Internet.
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@davidmarsden and it's still both faster and cheaper than the trains
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What I don't understand about GM food is why no one genetically modified raisins not to look like rabbit shits.
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@robmyers why would science do that? Hey science, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself...
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