Geek Sarcasm (geeksarcasm)
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I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code!
about 10 months ago from web -
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features!
about 10 months ago from web -
I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly!
about 10 months ago from web -
If at first time, you don't succeed; call it version 1.0!
about 10 months ago from web -
There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, n those who don't!
about 10 months ago from web -
T-minus 10 seconds, 65% auto transmission start, 80%, 95%, 3,2,1, switching to full power. Connection established! Boom! Bill Gates is dead!
about 10 months ago from web