Andy Ng (givemeandy)

Andy Ng

Confidence is food to a wise man, but liquor to a fool.

Andy Ng

At last!! iOS 5.1.1 can be jail broken!! Freeing my phone tonight! Thanks pod2G and Redmond Pie!!

Andy Ng

Well, goodnight everyone!

Andy Ng

I don't get chicks that are into vampires. Vampires have no blood, therefore they can't get a boner. What's the point?

Andy Ng

Seriously? Eeyore needs an SSRI. Simple as that.

Andy Ng

Y'know, seeing ass all day really isn't all it's CRACKed up to be. That was purely punintentional. I'll be here all week, try the veal.

Andy Ng

Watch me get a bottle smashed across my head!! And give some money while you're at it!! http://ping.fm/00u64

Andy Ng

Support indie films! Check this project out and make a contribution! Starring yours truly. :) http://ping.fm/al1su

Andy Ng

Man Europe has the best graphic designers. Freaking awesome stuff.

Andy Ng

Large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor. Anyone who gets this reference is a boss.

Andy Ng

Oh, the idiocy I endure.

Andy Ng

You know you've been gaming too long when you walk outside your house and go "Holy crap these graphics rock!!"

Andy Ng

Girls with large foreheads scare me. :(

Andy Ng

Ugh, the strippers in Hawaii are hella rude. I miss the ladies at Penthouse.

Andy Ng

Goddamn. Most of the girls following me on instagram are super cute. O______O;;

Andy Ng

Wasted with a capital F.

Andy Ng

I laugh when I see people on twitter claiming to be stars or promotors but only have like, 50 followers.

Andy Ng

Day off! Headin downtown. Anyone wanna kick it? Let's catch up!

Andy Ng

Well... happy birthday Timmy! Here's your cake: http://ping.fm/3NrTx

Andy Ng

When I see you write "im a nurse at da hospital lol" it makes me hope I never ever have to be treated by you.