Facepalm (facepalm) group

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1. David Marsden Facepalm

   Teaching mother how to suck eggs.... Reminds me she evoked from me an actual !facepalm in public yesterday, but I can't remember why.

   about a year ago from web at Market Rasen, England, United Kingdom
2. Fabian Scherschel Facepalm

   Hey, Sat1! Warum macht ihr keine Show à la "Lass ma den Reichstag anzünden?" Wär' doch bestimmt lustig! !facepalm

   Sunday, 26-Sep-10 20:34:59 UTC from pino at Bonn, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany
3. Dr. Roy Schestowitz GNU's Not Unix , Linux

   Red Hat has the Best Relative Performance in the Systems Software Industry http://ur1.ca/1rlfp #redhat #red_hat !gnu !linux

   Saturday, 25-Sep-10 02:42:12 UTC from kdemicroblog
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   • Richard Fontana Michael Fötsch

     @mfoetsch "relative pfc" = finance jargon, meaning, I think, the share price moved higher relative to some index of representative stocks

     Saturday, 25-Sep-10 10:10:09 UTC
   • Michael Fötsch GNU's Not Unix , Linux , Richard Fontana

     @fontana They shoot out these notices by the 100s. Just wondered what a single day's trading activity tells us about !gnu !linux #redhat...

     Saturday, 25-Sep-10 10:59:07 UTC
   • Michael Fötsch

     @schestowitz A week ago, it was Novell, Oracle. #redhat nowhere to be seen. Gordon Gecko would appreciate it but... ;-) http://bit.ly/bvkWTL

     Saturday, 25-Sep-10 11:05:28 UTC
4. Andy C

   When my daughter couldn't access Facebook last night, I assumed it was my WiFi problem or Virgin's. I can't recall FB ever being down.

   Friday, 24-Sep-10 10:53:21 UTC from web at Zeisigweg, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany
   • rpcutts

     @andyc I've seen it down or slow or missing features but not for a long time.

     Friday, 24-Sep-10 10:55:51 UTC
   • Fabian Scherschel Facepalm , Máirín

     @andyc Oh now I get what @mairin meant yesterday.... !facepalm

     Friday, 24-Sep-10 10:55:53 UTC
5. Fabian Scherschel

   OMG Ubuntu on Nautilus Elementary: "it's a cool Finder clone!" Why on EARTH would ANYBODY want to clone the FINDER???? Seriously... Oo

   Thursday, 12-Aug-10 11:59:31 UTC from mustard at Bonn, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany
   • Rui Seabra repeated this.
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   • Fabian Scherschel michaelconner

     @michaelconner Dolphin is pretty hot, yeah. Beats the shit out of Konqueror....

     Thursday, 12-Aug-10 15:45:30 UTC
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     libreuniverse

     @fabsh hey thanks, no worries

     Thursday, 12-Aug-10 15:46:53 UTC
   • Fabian Scherschel libreuniverse

     @openuniverse :)

     Thursday, 12-Aug-10 15:48:07 UTC
6. David Marsden Facepalm

   My apologies to Vodafone for dissing their all round shitty service and website last week. I misspelled my username. !facepalm

   Monday, 09-Aug-10 12:55:36 UTC from gwibber at London, England, United Kingdom
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7. Psychedelic Squid (is now at Fragdev) Facepalm

   Ha, a site just tried to pull a "your computer is infected!" on me. It'd be a fairly convincing one too... if I was running WinXP. !facepalm

   Friday, 06-Aug-10 16:48:48 UTC from heybuddy at R'lyeh
8. Jon Robbins

   I wrote a script to update my HeyBuddy trunk pkgbuild, rebuild it, and upload it to the AUR. I just have to enter the rev no. -Yeah I'm lazy

   Friday, 06-Aug-10 11:34:38 UTC from heybuddy
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   • Jon Robbins Psychedelic Squid (is now at Fragdev)

     @psquid that makes a lot more sense! damn fonts messing me up

     Friday, 06-Aug-10 17:26:33 UTC
   • Psychedelic Squid (is now at Fragdev)

     @jamba It's annoying, isn't it? Got burned by it enough times now that I always try to make sure I use fonts that differentiate 1 and l.

     Friday, 06-Aug-10 17:30:21 UTC
   • Jon Robbins Psychedelic Squid (is now at Fragdev)

     @psquid very annoying. but after some fixage holy crap this thing actually works now!

     Friday, 06-Aug-10 18:01:54 UTC
9. David Marsden Facepalm

   #I #wannabe #in #the !stupid #group!

   Friday, 06-Aug-10 14:33:24 UTC from gwibber at London, England, United Kingdom
   • Luke Slater

     @davidmarsden did you manage to get your kernel problems fixed, init?

     Friday, 06-Aug-10 14:42:42 UTC
   • David Marsden Facepalm , Luke Slater

     @reality: yes, thanks. It was, unsurprisingly, all my own !stupid fault for getting grubby in Plymouth. All cleaned up now and good as new.

     Friday, 06-Aug-10 14:54:28 UTC
   • Luke Slater

     @davidmarsden and nobody was hung.

     Friday, 06-Aug-10 14:56:49 UTC
10. David Marsden Facepalm , Luke Slater

    @reality: #who #are #you #calling !stupid, #young #man? GOP

    Friday, 06-Aug-10 14:24:55 UTC from gwibber at London, England, United Kingdom
    • Luke Slater

      @davidmarsden Now we just need 20 people to re-dent that, preserving or increasing the amount of groups.

      Friday, 06-Aug-10 14:28:15 UTC
    • Luke Slater

      @davidmarsden oh and lots of people moaning abotu it

      Friday, 06-Aug-10 14:28:26 UTC
11. David Marsden Facepalm

    Also managed to fix the problem I had with sound not working on my work PC. I turned the speaker volume back on. !facepalm

    Monday, 02-Aug-10 12:01:24 UTC from Gwibber at London, England, United Kingdom
    • heeed

      @davidmarsden highly technical repair to the airwave modulator output driver then. ;)

      Monday, 02-Aug-10 12:05:33 UTC
    • David Marsden heeed

      @heeed it's had me completely out-foxed for several weeks :-(

      Monday, 02-Aug-10 12:06:41 UTC
12. David Marsden Facepalm

    Ah. Enable posting to Facebook now enabled. !facepalm

    Sunday, 01-Aug-10 15:48:26 UTC from Gwibber at London, England, United Kingdom
13. David Marsden English Football , Facepalm , remin raphael

    2014 #WorldCup logo fail! !football http://post.ly/nO8G ♺ @remin !facepalm

    Friday, 16-Jul-10 07:08:56 UTC from Gwibber at London, England, United Kingdom
14. Nathaniel Dan Lynch

    @methoddan you have inadvertently helped shorten dents the #facepalm wiki page you linked to showed "//" as the emoticon now 2 get it used

    Monday, 21-Jun-10 15:36:01 UTC from pino
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    • Dan Lynch Fabian Scherschel

      @fabsh I bow to your superior knowledge of emoticons :)

      Monday, 21-Jun-10 16:42:27 UTC
    • Fabian Scherschel Dan Lynch

      @methoddan I just think it looks way better. More graphical. You can basically *see* Picard.... m( :)

      Monday, 21-Jun-10 16:44:37 UTC
    • Nathaniel Fabian Scherschel

      @fabsh fair enough

      Monday, 21-Jun-10 16:56:44 UTC
15. dragonauta Facepalm

    !IBM distributes virus-laden USB keys at security conference http://tinyurl.com/38pssgs !facepalm

    Friday, 28-May-10 01:12:02 UTC from xmpp
16. Andy C Facepalm

    !facepalm Scary Duck has a brilliant idea - http://scaryduck.blogspot.com/2010/05/facepalm.html

    Wednesday, 12-May-10 09:36:28 UTC from web at Walton on the Hill, England, United Kingdom
17. Andy C Facepalm

    Good !facepalm from Brown.

    Wednesday, 28-Apr-10 21:01:36 UTC from web at Earth
18. Fabian Scherschel Facepalm

    Wow! Epic Guardian FAIL: http://bit.ly/c6Aeog !facepalm #linkbait #guardianfail #justplainwrong

    Monday, 22-Mar-10 11:50:17 UTC from pino at Bonn, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany
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      haris

      @fabsh Any article with a title like "Darwin was wrong" or a variation of it is usually rubbish, or 100 years out of date

      Monday, 22-Mar-10 11:53:52 UTC
    • Fabian Scherschel haris

      @haris Or both! I'd expected better from the Guardian...

      Monday, 22-Mar-10 11:56:25 UTC
19. Fabian Scherschel Facepalm , CrunchBang Linux 10 "Statler"

    !Statler problem seemed to be due to unetbootin. I should always use dd from now on... !facepalm

    Monday, 22-Mar-10 08:56:51 UTC from pino at Bonn, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany
20. Andy C

    Using split to break up a load of 2GB log files. While I asked for elevated logging but not this much frigging logging. Sigh.

    Thursday, 11-Mar-10 16:00:13 UTC from web at Earth
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    • Fabian Scherschel Facepalm

      @andyc !facepalm seems in order...

      Thursday, 11-Mar-10 16:04:32 UTC
    • Andy C Fabian Scherschel

      @fabsh Yup. Places face into palm and weeps quietly :-) Tomorrow's another day though.

      Thursday, 11-Mar-10 16:08:16 UTC
    • Fabian Scherschel

      @andyc Have a beer tonight, mate! :)

      Thursday, 11-Mar-10 16:22:56 UTC