JacroeSpeaks (jacroespeaks)
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I am not ashamed to say that I spent 30 minutes looking for a good comic. Just saying. Also. The game.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 13:19:20 UTC from api -
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 13:17:27 UTC from api
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OMG just one more tweet! What's it going to be? WHO KNOWS. I don't. I'm making this up as I go. I'm spontaneous. Like a peacock.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 13:15:17 UTC from api -
I take Visa, Amex, check/cheque, and indentured servitude for life.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 13:11:40 UTC from api -
Just kidding. Who has an Amex? I mean really.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 13:10:53 UTC from api -
You ordered the 30 tweet package. At a tweet plus expenses you owe me gazillion dollars.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 13:08:55 UTC from api -
Oh I forgot to mention my bill.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 13:07:38 UTC from api -
So like it's now like 7. I hope you're like up now. Cause if not, like you may be late. Like you like have a like class at like 8.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 13:02:44 UTC from api -
Oh you got University! Oh I'm so jealous. All I get to do is sleep in my amazingly comfortable bed.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 13:01:51 UTC from api -
You get a prize. It's called University. Congratulations.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 13:01:17 UTC from api -
If you guessed me, you're right!
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 12:59:49 UTC from api -
What has red hair, sleeps on green sheets, and is still asleeping right now?
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 12:59:32 UTC from api -
You want to hear a joke?
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 12:57:39 UTC from api -
Subliminal messaging happened right then. Yep. You couldn't even tell.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 12:57:13 UTC from api -
dakjblkqeioghnbkladsfweoisdafhblaWAKEkdsfhbkjdkjwehflkjbkljasdUPkljsdfhbfhqjlfdlaSAMRAdsfhjbjwashWARD.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 12:55:45 UTC from api -
And now for something completely different.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 12:54:44 UTC from api -
Flamingo milk is red and can be produced by both parents.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 12:53:43 UTC from api -
In Irish, 'ord' means both 'religious community' and 'sledgehammer'.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 12:53:26 UTC from api -
Winston Churchill was ginger.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 12:50:59 UTC from api -
Catepillars do not have sex.
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 12:49:06 UTC from api