Jeremy Clarke (jeremyclarke)

Jeremy Clarke

Fascinating scientific article about the naked ape, our fantasies and masturbation http://ping.fm/0xl5K

Jeremy Clarke

I never want to read text against a white background. It hurts my eyes when book paper is pure white, on screens its even worse. #f7f7f7

Jeremy Clarke

The Fucking Weather: http://is.gd/dhLxA SPOILER: Hot.

Jeremy Clarke

"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did. " -YouTube comments

Jeremy Clarke

I am not capable of hatred. #data #tng #s05e11 #robotethics

Jeremy Clarke

The name "40s Night" sounds like it might be something really classy. My jug of malt liquor indicates otherwise. #40snight

Jeremy Clarke

The new Pure Pwnage Showcase series is hilarious and amazing. The Showcase web player on the other hand is balls: http://ping.fm/1ybpn

Jeremy Clarke

Facebook is getting desperate with the recommendations. "Recommended Pages: [Walking]. Many who like [Biking] like this." #sleeping #eating

Jeremy Clarke Global Voices Online

Drupal freaks: EFF.org is looking for a new webmaster! http://is.gd/cA6hB (Too bad I <3 @globalvoices so much)

Jeremy Clarke

Really enjoying Sequel Pro, open-source and full featured MySQL manager for OSX http://sequelpro.com/ (perfect replacement for PHPMyAdmin)

Jeremy Clarke

$things_i_dont_miss_about_you = array(); #phplovepoems

Jeremy Clarke

"Man" should only be used to identify undesirable or irrational forms of authority.

Jeremy Clarke

When making sexist comments use "human male" or "human female" to avoid confusing social distinctions with biological ones.

Jeremy Clarke

OH after they posted a comment: "Oh no! I used 'sadly' twice." #sadly

Jeremy Clarke

I really like being audited by a community of volunteers who use the results of my work. So much nicer than real bosses, and more effective!

Jeremy Clarke

You guys all know that Preview on OSX can crop, resize, rotate and color-correct images just as good as photoshop right? Okay just checking.

Jeremy Clarke

Going crazy with just 2GB of RAM in my macbook since one the chips failed. Will the shipment never arrive? I WANT MY MEMORY BACK!

Jeremy Clarke Global Voices Online

Finishing up my setup and testing for the @globalvoices epic redesign. Tomorrow morning I relaunch 30 websites. #holyshit

Jeremy Clarke

Wikipedia on "Nothing": a concept that describes the absence of anything at all... It is contrasted with something and everything.

Jeremy Clarke

Shell scripting on a Saturday afternoon, but at least tonight I'm having a bash. #terriblejokes #sonerdy