jerkomatic
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FOLKS I'M GOING TO CHECK MY DONG INTO YOUR MOUTH(S)
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I SAID LET'S ALL LICK A DICK!!!!!
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MOUSTACHE POWER
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SO I SIGNED UP FOR JOINING A PENAL COLONY BUT WELL LONG STORY SHORT IT WASN'T WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE
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I'M A MACINTOSH
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AGAIN PEOPLE PLEASE LEAVE SOME DICK FOR OTHERS
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ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM SUCKING COCKS UNDER THE FREEWAY
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GRACE MY FACE WITH JIZZY LACE
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ALL THE WHILE CAREFUL NOT TO POKE YOUR EYES OUT
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(SHOUTS DOWN HALL) HE WANTS TO INSPECT THE APPARATUS
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IN LONDON THEY'RE CALLED HAEMERROIDES
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FOLKS THERE'S NO "I" IN COCKSUCKER
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THIS IS NOT HOW MANKIND WILL CONQUER SPACE
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TELL THE DICK YOU LOVE IT
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THE BACK OF THIS TOILET IS THE LYSOL-CLEAN I CAN TRUST
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PORNOGRAPHY IS MY DEPO PROVERA
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I'M THE CAPTAIN OF YOUR BALLS
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I WILL BONG AND FONG WITH YOU
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FOLKS I WOKE UP ON THE FLOOR OF THE STALL WITH NO SHOES
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SEVEN WAYS FROM DONGDAY