Toĉjo Smito (jesushlincoln)
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http://ping.fm/p/i4Lba - Real men can put their face into three ponytails!!
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The human eye can distinguish more shades of green than any other color. It's almost as if we evolved in the context of trees or some shit.
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Fun fact: The SCOTUS decision that led to corporate personhood was made by a court stenographer on accident.
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You're my brother from another mother. Aka my half-brother.
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Philosophy is the bridge between human rationale and the nature of reality. It is also a college degree that guarantees you McJobs for life.
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Coca-Cola once contained cocaine, 7-Up once contained lithium, and President U. S. Grant smoked hash with the Sultan of the Ottoman Empire.
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If using the exclamation "Jesus Christ!" proves someone believes in Jesus, then saying "Thursday" clearly must mean you believe in Thor.
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So I had a really bad sore throat randomly today for several hours, but it went away right after I ate tapioca pudding... coincidence?
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Sometimes I just feel stuck in the middle, as if I'm not young enough to type in all lowercase and not old enough to type in all caps...
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I just realized that I can literally pull my own moustache up to my eyes and tuck it in under my glasses. Now THAT is some quality beardage!
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EEUU es la segunda mayor comunidad hispanohablante del mundo (incluyendo los que no lo hablan a casa) después de México y antes de España.
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Ahora he castellanizado totalmente la interfaz del sistema operativo en mi portátil. Me gusta.
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"NASA would inspire kids to explore the universe, and pot would inspire adults to explore the universe." - Carl Sagan
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Fun fact: Google's Pagerank algorithm is named after Google co-founder Larry Page, and not after the fact that it ranks webpages.
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Sigh... why does "Martin & Zimmerman" have to sound so much like they're a 70s-era comedy duo?
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Fun fact: the suffix -man in terms like "policeman" and "congressman" was originally gender-neutral in meaning, like the word "mankind."
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Fun fact: Snake oil is actually heavily laden with Omega-3 fatty acids, making it useful as a supplement.
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Phun phact: As a former employee I can confirm it is Walmart corporate policy to allow RVers to sleep one free night in their parking lots.
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"But I just have one vote! It doesn't matter!" Then your life doesn't fucking matter either, asshole; you're "just one person" after all...
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Got my vote on; voted in the Republican primary for Ron Paul and Dick Licker, er, Lugar, as they were by far the least of all evils.
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