Kaczor Donald (kaczordonald)
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What do cows do for entertainment? They rent moovies !
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You can't laugh at the same joke again and again, but why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over again...
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George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."
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What do you call a deer with no eyes ? I have no I-Deer
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Q: What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs? A: A clit round the ear and a flap across the face
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Q. Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ? A. 3 Stone !
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Why did the fish get kicked out of school? Cause he was caught with seaweed.
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How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower? Give the bitch a shovel
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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
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Whats best about shagging Twenty - Eight year olds? There is Twenty of them!
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Q. Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ? A. 3 Stone !
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What is a dogs favourite school subject? "Dog-Ruff-E "
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What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull? Lipstick
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You can't laugh at the same joke again and again, but why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over again...
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Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur? A. Mega-saur-ass L O L
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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was charged with battery.
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Why do gerillas have big nostralls? Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch? - Matt
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What do cows do for entertainment? They rent moovies !
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How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower? Give the bitch a shovel