Maggie Smith (mcbsmith)

Maggie Smith

Nerding out on my d&d campaign website so hard today. Between phone calls about election fraud, naturally.

Maggie Smith

I did not drown this weekend while camping in southeast Arkansas, but I did get a pretty cute sunburn from swimming laps in the lake.

Maggie Smith

I'm totally and completely schmoozed out. There is not enough free booze in the world to make me comfortable in situations like that.

Maggie Smith

Glee, I'm sorry. Marky Mark's Good Vibrations is not the same as C+C Music Factory's Gonna Make You Sweat, so you didn't skip the good part.

Maggie Smith

I was just reminded that in addition to No Pants Memorial Day, I also invented Drunksgiving. Is Hallmark hiring?

Maggie Smith

I've decided to train for the Chicago Sprint Triathlon. To do this, I need to start on Thursday. Maybe this is the kick in the ass I need.

Maggie Smith

I found three kinds of vodka in my dead grandmother's liquor cabinet. Including Heaven Hill. Classy, Grandma.

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My board got some great press on the front page of the Arkansas section this morning. Getting tough on delinquent election reporting, yo.

Maggie Smith

I haven't been able to talk in more than a whisper for four days and counting. The bright side: I don't have to talk on the phone at work.

Maggie Smith Cyrus Nemati

@ahoymehearties I managed to fulfill both Southern and lawyer stereotypes simultaneously.

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I drank moonshine even though it's gross because I am fundamentally opposed to wasting alcohol. Oh booze, I can't quit you.

Maggie Smith Cyrus Nemati

@ahoymehearties That is really not what I intended to inspire when I said your posts were boring.

Maggie Smith

I made a bet that I'd never "tweet." I hope this doesn't count or else I'm out several beers.