Maggie Smith (mcbsmith)
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Nerding out on my d&d campaign website so hard today. Between phone calls about election fraud, naturally.
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I did not drown this weekend while camping in southeast Arkansas, but I did get a pretty cute sunburn from swimming laps in the lake.
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I'm totally and completely schmoozed out. There is not enough free booze in the world to make me comfortable in situations like that.
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Glee, I'm sorry. Marky Mark's Good Vibrations is not the same as C+C Music Factory's Gonna Make You Sweat, so you didn't skip the good part.
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I was just reminded that in addition to No Pants Memorial Day, I also invented Drunksgiving. Is Hallmark hiring?
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I've decided to train for the Chicago Sprint Triathlon. To do this, I need to start on Thursday. Maybe this is the kick in the ass I need.
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I found three kinds of vodka in my dead grandmother's liquor cabinet. Including Heaven Hill. Classy, Grandma.
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My board got some great press on the front page of the Arkansas section this morning. Getting tough on delinquent election reporting, yo.
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I haven't been able to talk in more than a whisper for four days and counting. The bright side: I don't have to talk on the phone at work.
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@ahoymehearties I managed to fulfill both Southern and lawyer stereotypes simultaneously.
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I drank moonshine even though it's gross because I am fundamentally opposed to wasting alcohol. Oh booze, I can't quit you.
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@ahoymehearties That is really not what I intended to inspire when I said your posts were boring.
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I made a bet that I'd never "tweet." I hope this doesn't count or else I'm out several beers.