Achilles (roflcast)

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I think my phone deliberately doesn't auto correct the word "drunk" just so I look like a jackass.

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Hotel Rwanda is a true story about black people getting what they deserve. Nevermind, that was Hotel for Dogs. My bad.

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Make highest selling game of all time. Add such bad DRM that people who paid money for it can't even play it. How ironic. #diablo #error75

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Blizzard, its your perogative to add bullshit crippling DRM to Diablo. But if youre gonna do it, make it work. You are pissing off your fans

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If God really hated gays, he would let them get married.

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phone isnt working, message me on here

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If Chris Brown was really sorry he would have donated the money from his album to domestic abuse charities. Redemption takes more than words

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Portal 2, easily one of the funnest games, is on #steam right now for less than 7 bucks. Get it. Right now. #portal2

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You know when a girl is blowing you and all you can think about is how awesome Avengers is, and it still makes you hard? #Avengers #Review

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Its funny to think that Kim Kardashians dad is famous because he was smart and clever, and she is famous because of... nothing.

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Planned out part of Achilles Worldwide Season 3: Japan. I only have one thing on the agenda: Give a geisha my penis aids.

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RIP to my fish Professor Richard Dawkins. I hope you find peace in Heav....oh. Sorry. Nevermind. #GodDelusion

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It turns out the phrase is "Fucking LIKE rabbits" which I misinterpreted. I would like to take this time to formally apologize to the SPCA a

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Its 420 you dirty bitches, finals are over, spring is here, so lets get motherfucking fucked the fuck up! #420

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When in the backyard to check on my apple tree and there was about 150 ladybugs out there. Just chillen and fucking. You go Ladybugs.

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I gotta tell ya Bill, some of that spic food is damn delicious. Fuck I love Magnificent Seven. #coolcoolcool

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I wanted to watch a movie with commentary, but I didn't want to buy it and I realized that there is like... no video rental places anymore.

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I was cleaning my sneakers to make them all shiny and white and clean (like a womans vagina) and I spilled the soapy water all over myself.

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Ok ok This is the craziest shit ever. Watch this video (http://ow.ly/ako1D) but listen to this song (http://ping.fm/OTxsc) It MIGHT be becau

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Hold up, "Oriental" is racist? This is such bullshit. Next you're going to tell me that "Smelly Paki" is goona be considered racist