Rowan Merewood (rowanm)
-
CLI tools that return 0 on failure. How do you people live with yourselves? Is failure simply all you know?
-
Having to factory reset my S3 so that my Apple chums have something to gloat about. :(
-
For devs thinking "enterprise" == hiding functionality behind >9k layers, this parody is way too familiar. http://is.gd/LR7mkT
-
Wow, loving all the improvements to #asciigram that have come in via pull requests! Much credit will be given in the @SunShinePHP talk. <3
-
Eugh, have cold, brain not working, need to do brain work... Have a face-meltingly hot curry or mope in bed? Why not both?
-
Any suggestions for headphones that can survive the daily commute? The cables on mine always give out after a few months. Duct tape time.
-
No effect, huh? Maybe downing another cup of coffee will work. If that doesn't work, perhaps try more coffee?
-
On today's episode of "Left in a safe place that I spend half an hour looking for and then Nina finds in two seconds" - Rowan's passport.
-
The 5-a-day fruit & vegetables motto always makes me hear the Fifth Element cigarette machine in my head, "Five a day, to quit is my goal!"
-
Pour coffee, add milk from office fridge, observe lumps, pour coffee away. Looks like it's black coffee today. Mock Monday.
-
Last night's curry and a fresh cup of tea. Breakfast of kings.
-
My default IT answer: "Did you try turning it off and on again?" My default kitchen answer: "Did you try frying it with garlic and butter?"
-
New entries in the "Can't believe I just discovered this utility" category: iftop and nethogs
-
Last few hours to get submissions in for http://ur1.ca/b9bap @phpukconference
-
What do you use for automated testing of HTTP APIs? Tell me how you spec, test, develop, and report. What standards are there?
-
Managed to give up coffee for a whole hour!
-
Ok, I ran the numbers on this one and Prometheus is both disappointingly derivative and quantifiably wank. (SI unit is "Battlefield Earth")
-
Tried various vectors to exploit the remote reset vulnerability on my Galaxy S3. Can't do it, no effect. Feel like a bad hacker. Sad.
-
Loving Mercury, hand on the guy's shoulder and saying, "You know what? You squishy Earth-men are ok." http://ur1.ca/adwck
-
Always thought food packaging warnings were for other people. Pierce film lid? HA! Anyway, my turn to clean the microwave tomorrow.
All Identi.ca content and data are available under the