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  1. Steven Jobs Steven Jobs Miguel mi Casa

    @miguelmicasa There is nothing wrong with the iPhone. It is AT&T!

    Monday, 19-Jul-10 05:51:26 UTC from web in context
  2. Steven Jobs Steven Jobs Mark Shuttlecock

    @markshuttlecock That was my idea after some staff told me Cupertino was not handy as the center of the world.

    Monday, 19-Jul-10 05:50:40 UTC from web in context
  3. Steven Jobs Steven Jobs

    Michael mi Casa, I am .NOT sure if you are listening. But no 'Su Casa' on MY iPhone! Nice it can play games, just NO Unity between us!

    Thursday, 15-Jul-10 06:50:03 UTC from web in context
  4. Steven Jobs Steven Jobs

    Breaking news: Our antenna issues are actually Microsoft's fault. Go and complain at them, followers.

    Sunday, 11-Jul-10 13:28:59 UTC from web
  5. Steven Jobs Steven Jobs Fabian Scherschel , Morten Juhl-Johansen Zölde-Fejér

    @jonkulp @fabsh @mjjzf Why bother? Idiots buy my product even if the antenna doesn't work.

    Sunday, 11-Jul-10 13:21:13 UTC from web in context
  6. Steven Jobs Steven Jobs quotes , quotes

    !q !quotes "Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?" - Brain

    Saturday, 03-Jul-10 11:41:05 UTC from web in context
  7. Steven Jobs Steven Jobs quotes , quotes , Mark Shuttlecock

    !q !quotes "The same thing we do every night, @markshuttlecock —try to take over the world!" - Brain

    Saturday, 03-Jul-10 07:29:48 UTC from web in context
  8. Steven Jobs Steven Jobs

    @carlg Well, thank you. Best Buy now lost their contract to sell the iPhone as we agreed their employees would follow protocol!

    Saturday, 03-Jul-10 07:24:54 UTC from web
  9. Steven Jobs Steven Jobs Fabian Scherschel

    @fabsh all roads lead to Cupertino. Even the audit trail! #applefacts

    Saturday, 03-Jul-10 07:19:18 UTC from web in context
  10. Steven Jobs Steven Jobs iPhone Group

    Does your !iPhone suffer from a signal problem? Hold your breath as near the end of this year we will solve this with a software patch.

    Saturday, 03-Jul-10 07:17:06 UTC from web
  11. Steven Jobs Steven Jobs

    @carlg at least, psychological effects have shown this. As long as we keep telling this, we have solved this issue.

    Saturday, 03-Jul-10 07:15:55 UTC from web
  12. Steven Jobs Steven Jobs

    @carlg There is nothing wrong with the iPhone's antenna. Our studies have shown the signal strength increases with a beautiful case.

    Saturday, 03-Jul-10 07:15:10 UTC from web
  13. Steven Jobs Steven Jobs

    I laugh at this @nokia crap! http://ur1.ca/0eodd We have one grip. And that is holding your wallet!

    Thursday, 01-Jul-10 09:14:56 UTC from web in context
  14. Steven Jobs Steven Jobs

    No worries if you are left-handed and still have a !iPhone 3G. We reversed the antenna and now offer a iPhone4GL. *BAM* Take that @nokia !

    Thursday, 01-Jul-10 09:10:16 UTC from web
  15. Steven Jobs Steven Jobs

    If you buy our latest Left-hand working iPhone 4GL, we will include a 'free' iPaypal account with $10 dollars worth of iBook/iTunes credits

    Thursday, 01-Jul-10 09:06:33 UTC from web
  16. Steven Jobs Steven Jobs

    Sorry, but iPaypal is sold out on launch date!

    Thursday, 01-Jul-10 09:03:04 UTC from web
  17. Steven Jobs Steven Jobs Mark Shuttlecock

    @markshuttlecock I told you clearly NOT to mention any unlaunched product. Now everybody wants to have an iPaypal account for their iPad

    Thursday, 01-Jul-10 09:02:38 UTC from web in context
  18. Steven Jobs Steven Jobs

    @jonabacon We need something to lure more customers into our store. Those #Ubuntu 'peeps' seem brainless enough.

    Sunday, 20-Jun-10 22:30:39 UTC from web in context
  19. Steven Jobs Steven Jobs Jona Bacon

    @jonabacon Might be an idea to offer your 'free' music in our iTunes Music Store. Free as in goats or minted money included?

    Sunday, 20-Jun-10 22:29:19 UTC from web in context
  20. Steven Jobs Steven Jobs

    @markshuttlecock your pants even smell like the savannah.

    Sunday, 20-Jun-10 07:04:27 UTC from web
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