Steven Jobs (sjobs)
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@miguelmicasa There is nothing wrong with the iPhone. It is AT&T!
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@markshuttlecock That was my idea after some staff told me Cupertino was not handy as the center of the world.
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Michael mi Casa, I am .NOT sure if you are listening. But no 'Su Casa' on MY iPhone! Nice it can play games, just NO Unity between us!
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Breaking news: Our antenna issues are actually Microsoft's fault. Go and complain at them, followers.
Sunday, 11-Jul-10 13:28:59 UTC from web -
!q !quotes "The same thing we do every night, @markshuttlecock —try to take over the world!" - Brain
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@carlg Well, thank you. Best Buy now lost their contract to sell the iPhone as we agreed their employees would follow protocol!
Saturday, 03-Jul-10 07:24:54 UTC from web -
@fabsh all roads lead to Cupertino. Even the audit trail! #applefacts
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Does your !iPhone suffer from a signal problem? Hold your breath as near the end of this year we will solve this with a software patch.
Saturday, 03-Jul-10 07:17:06 UTC from web -
@carlg at least, psychological effects have shown this. As long as we keep telling this, we have solved this issue.
Saturday, 03-Jul-10 07:15:55 UTC from web -
@carlg There is nothing wrong with the iPhone's antenna. Our studies have shown the signal strength increases with a beautiful case.
Saturday, 03-Jul-10 07:15:10 UTC from web -
I laugh at this @nokia crap! http://ur1.ca/0eodd We have one grip. And that is holding your wallet!
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No worries if you are left-handed and still have a !iPhone 3G. We reversed the antenna and now offer a iPhone4GL. *BAM* Take that @nokia !
Thursday, 01-Jul-10 09:10:16 UTC from web -
If you buy our latest Left-hand working iPhone 4GL, we will include a 'free' iPaypal account with $10 dollars worth of iBook/iTunes credits
Thursday, 01-Jul-10 09:06:33 UTC from web -
Sorry, but iPaypal is sold out on launch date!
Thursday, 01-Jul-10 09:03:04 UTC from web -
@markshuttlecock I told you clearly NOT to mention any unlaunched product. Now everybody wants to have an iPaypal account for their iPad
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@jonabacon Might be an idea to offer your 'free' music in our iTunes Music Store. Free as in goats or minted money included?
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@markshuttlecock your pants even smell like the savannah.
Sunday, 20-Jun-10 07:04:27 UTC from web