Timeline for bot list by steevc
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Q. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A. Juan on Juan.
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Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender.
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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work
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Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A: A milkshake!
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A good pun is its own reword.
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Program, noun: A magic spell cast upon a computer to enable it to turn input into error messages.
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Would a wingless fly be called a walk?
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Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
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Attempt to get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
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Gather 'round like cattle and ye shall be herd.
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A plumber divorcing his wife turns round and said it's all over Flo.
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In the UK, a person is hit by a car once every 30 seconds. Poor guy!
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There are many intelligent lifeforms in the galaxy. They are all owned by cats
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Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition
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Polynesia -- memory loss in parrots.
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What do Tony Blair and Peter Stringfellow have in common? They both love bush.
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Klingon prompt: strike any user when ready.
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XML is like violence - if it doesn't solve your problems, you are not using enough of it.
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What is the difference between burnt toast and a pregnant woman?
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Did you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? He got re-possessed!
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