Timeline for humour list by steevc
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Program, noun: A magic spell cast upon a computer to enable it to turn input into error messages.
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What's the difference between woman with PMS and a Rabid Pitbull ? -- lipstick
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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Two parrots on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Can you smell fish?"
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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
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There are many intelligent lifeforms in the galaxy. They are all owned by cats
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What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat? Polly unsaturated.
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Did you hear about the prawn that went to a nightclub? He pulled a mussel.
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What does a woman call a guy that licks his eyebrows? Honey.
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2 jumper cables walk into a bar, bartender says, .....hey! are you trying to start something???
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For sale: parachute, used once, never opened, small stain.
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What key opens everything? A Pikey!
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer and a mop.
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Is there a lawyer in the house? BANG! Any more?
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Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition
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Mary had a little lamb...a little beef, a little ham.
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XML is like violence - if it doesn't solve your problems, you are not using enough of it.
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Raise your IQ -- eat gifted children.
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents.
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