Stewart Smith (stewart)

Stewart Smith

hrrmm... 1.6million extents does not a good file layout make.

Stewart Smith

sorry.... 16million extents does not a good file layout make (only an order of magnitude off)

Stewart Smith

Helping people learn about security on the internet with encryption, HTTPS Everywhere and #torproject

Stewart Smith

Free Workshop in Melbourne: Online Privacy for Activists http://is.gd/F1oTUn

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DRM can also screw up a cinema. http://is.gd/Di4nOO

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The USA now imprisons more people than were in Stalin's gulags. http://is.gd/LOCGHW

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Undercover police had children with activists: http://is.gd/4bGsbn

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We realised last night that if we create social network for pooping we could have an awful lot of spooks literally spending all day on crap.

Stewart Smith

"I'm only going to show a video because it took *hours* to get the cat into the luggage" #lca2012

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.... and the wiki with 666 pages #lca2012

Stewart Smith

Listening to @vaurora & @puzzlement talk about @AdaInitiative and women in open technology and culture at #lca2012 - yay!

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The demo of scanning for corruption didn't work because it had already fixed corruption #btrfs #lca2012

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"All your brains suck" - Paul Fenwick at #lca2012

Stewart Smith

tomorrow, at #lca2012 - they will be giving away a box of internets

Stewart Smith

Shortly, I shall be speaking in T101 at #lca2012 on Multi-tenancy, multi-master, Sharding, scaling and analytics with Drizzle.

Stewart Smith

One yeah (not #lca2012 ) I should really have my slides on actual 35mm slides

Stewart Smith

"If you wanted to use Elvish in your partition tables, you're out of luck" #lca2012

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1) get table of function pointers. 2) call those functions. 3) Profit. #lca2012

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Kernel Report at #lca2012 is awesome as ever.

Stewart Smith

340 companies have supported #linux kernel development in 2011. #lca2012