Christopher Stork (stork123)

Christopher Stork

People using many forms of portable entertainment in the Jury Duty waiting room today... including a lady with an Etch-A-Sketch.

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I realized this afternoon while him and I were rocking out to Beastie Boys why I like being a dad. I've never been the cool guy before. I'll

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Random passenger. "My bag wasn't this heavy when I left. I bought the bowling pins while on vacation."

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Just finished reading 2001, 2010 and Cosmos. Taking a break with Ron Jeremy's autobiograpghy.

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Is the "traditional marriage" the one depicted in MadMen?

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Nice landing? He says sarcastically. I reply "sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you."

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The only unrealistic thing about the Avengers movie. Humans still in the cockpit.

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I Walked like an Egyptian in 86... and then License to Ill came out and everything changed.

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Judah loves Thomas the Tank Engine. (Ringo Starr era). I'm gonna play Yellow Submarine later and look for any hint of recognition.

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Good chance one of the seamstresses got beat after I left. They were REALLY dissapointed when I showed them the hem that came unhemmed.

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It's Judah... or Judah-rino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

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Two years ago I had little interest when a kid came up to the cockpit... Now it makes my day when a kid says "hi pilot".

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When flight crews wander the airport with headphones on they look unprofessional and ridiculous. When TSA does, they look like dipshits.

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My own allegory of the cave... Realized that the Fresh Prince's Bel Air "mansion" is just a house with pillars.

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Took me as long to drive BWI-DCA as it will take me to fly from DCA-PBI. And no coffee maker or People Magazine in the VW.

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I am as satisfied installing a perfectly secured, uncreased diaper as I am with a flawlessly executed ILS approach.

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Got my college transcripts in the mail. 1st time looking at them since then. Apparently I had a real good time during the Spring of '94?

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I just leveled up as a father. The two year old started dancing when I started playing The Band.

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Levon Helm was also the narrator in The Right Stuff. His family announced he is in the final stages of cancer. He's always been a favorite.

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Daytime TV, 3 commercials in a row. Culinary school, tech school and a program to help you find a trade school. I went for a walk.