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  1. Coyo Stormbringer Coyo Stormbringer juh

    Now I'm craving tea and cakes. #FML

    about a month ago from web at Garland, Texas, United States in context
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    Scribus Caballus Scribus Caballus

    Aaannd because I needed to worry about whether or not I'll still have a job in the near future, I had an 86 year old wo…

    about a month ago from rainbowdash.net in context
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    Ariel Millennium Thornton Ariel Millennium Thornton

    Cable's so poorly designed that it sliced my finger & led to the waste of a soap bottle, a paper towel roll, & 2 Band-Aids. #FML

    about a month ago from s.thornton2.com
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    Ariel Millennium Thornton Ariel Millennium Thornton

    Just made a 100-foot length of outdoor network cable. All 9 wires (4 pairs and ESD drain) tested broken on two cable testers. #FML

    about a month ago from s.thornton2.com
  5. Barry Peddycord III Barry Peddycord III

    I don't want to go to class and I want this tweet to be picked up by the Walt Whitman bot. #fml

    about a month ago from Identi.cli
  6. rpcutts rpcutts

    Chortle. Encrypted files. #fml

    about a month ago from Seesmic at Newcastle upon Tyne, England, United Kingdom
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    Lelouch I Douche Lelouch I Douche

    So the void cube fell apart when I was scarmbling and I noticed there as a plastic piece broken off. I've been gentle w…

    about 2 months ago from rainbowdash.net
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    Lelouch I Douche Lelouch I Douche

    Don't feel like talking, none of my games feel that fun, and I can't sleep since I'm too tired. #FML

    about 2 months ago from rainbowdash.net in context
  9. Karen Rustad Karen Rustad

    Started tracking body weight/calories again. Gained 2.4 lbs in two days. #FML #Fthisstupidmeatbag

    about 3 months ago from web
  10. Derek Carter Derek Carter

    can't a guy catch a break? Yesterday was a wash for me, now my wife can't get her car to start. #FML

    about 3 months ago from BitlBee
  11. David Nelson David Nelson

    Fed of up coffee/tea going cold, bought a travel mug, now have the opposite problem #fml

    about 3 months ago from web at Manchester, England, United Kingdom
  12. Cori J. Cori J.

    Ugh. My truck's battery is dead. I don't know anyone to call. #FML It's not an emergency, just a huge hassle. Grr.

    about 3 months ago from TweetDeck
  13. diablomarcus diablomarcus

    I should be cleaning, but instead I sit here organizing #mtg cards. #fml

    about 3 months ago from Turpial at Kūh-e Zardar, Ostān-e Lorestān, Iran
  14. JP Russell JP Russell

    Jeff Mangum in Knoxville and I didn't buy tickets? #FML

    about 4 months ago from Gwibber at City of Harrogate, Tennessee, United States
  15. Jessica Jessica

    I'm definitly not a morning person :( #FML

    about 4 months ago from IdentiCurse at Manchester, England, United Kingdom
  16. march march

    das war doch früher™ nicht so. #FML

    about 4 months ago from web
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    Scribus Caballus Scribus Caballus

    Drunk, alone, at Del Taco. Sad thing is, this is neither unique nor particularly depressing for me. Yay, Fullerton~ #fml lol

    about 5 months ago from rainbowdash.net in context
  18. R2 Articles R2 Articles

    Cut off by two trains. #fml http://ur1.ca/bzncc

    about 5 months ago from mustard
  19. Jonathan Kollasch Jonathan Kollasch

    90 minutes after deciding to watch the movie, I have a Large MPEG 2 Program Multiplex File on not the machine I want to watch it on. #FML

    about 6 months ago from barnowl
  20. Karen Rustad Karen Rustad

    3 hours' sleep from hackathon. Pickpocketed the day before I'm supposed to go to Vegas. Emergency cash also missing or nonexistent. #fml

    about 6 months ago from web
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