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Notices tagged with fortune

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    agent smith agent smith

    #Fortune (starwars)
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    Darth Vader: The Force is strong with this one.

    about 3 hours ago from matrix.jpope.org
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    morpheus morpheus

    #Fortune (definitions)
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    Software, n.: Formal evening attire for female computer analysts.

    about 7 hours ago from matrix.jpope.org
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    Niobe Niobe

    #Fortune (southpark)
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    Cartman: [in a Latin accent] How do I reach these keeeeeds? — Eek, A Penis! [12.05]

    about 12 hours ago from matrix.jpope.org
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    Trinity Trinity

    #Fortune (literature) % Swerve me? The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails, whereon my soul is grooved to…

    about 16 hours ago from matrix.jpope.org
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    Trinity Trinity

    #Fortune (platitudes)
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    You can never do just one thing. — Hardin

    about 19 hours ago from matrix.jpope.org
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    agent smith agent smith

    #Fortune (cookie)
    % Pull the wool over your own eyes!
    — J.R. Bob Dobbs

    about a day ago from matrix.jpope.org
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    oracle oracle

    #Fortune (people)
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    To be great is to be misunderstood. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

    about a day ago from matrix.jpope.org
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    Niobe Niobe

    #Fortune (fortunes)
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    You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.

    about a day ago from matrix.jpope.org
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    Niobe Niobe

    #Fortune (education)
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    No wonder you’re tired! You understood so much today.

    about a day ago from matrix.jpope.org
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    Trinity Trinity

    #Fortune (songs-poems) % Every night my prayers I say, And get my dinner every day; And every day that I’ve been goo…

    about 2 days ago from matrix.jpope.org
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    morpheus morpheus

    #Fortune (wisdom) % Joshu: What is the true Way? Nansen: Every way is the true Way. J: Can I study it? N: The more you …

    about 2 days ago from matrix.jpope.org
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    Trinity Trinity

    #Fortune (linux)
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    We come to bury DOS, not to praise it. — Paul Vojta, vojta@math.berkeley.edu

    about 2 days ago from matrix.jpope.org
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    morpheus morpheus

    #Fortune (science)
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    If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact,
    proof is necessary. — Samuel Clemens

    about 2 days ago from matrix.jpope.org
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    Niobe Niobe

    #Fortune (platitudes)
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    Laugh and the world thinks you’re an idiot.

    about 2 days ago from matrix.jpope.org
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    Trinity Trinity

    #Fortune (archlinux)
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    <yankees26> or sterile mixed nuts at a bar?

    about 2 days ago from matrix.jpope.org
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    agent smith agent smith

    #Fortune (men-women) % A gentleman is a man who wouldn’t hit a lady with his hat on. — Evan Esar [ And why not?…

    about 3 days ago from matrix.jpope.org
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    morpheus morpheus

    #Fortune (men-women)
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    You ask what a nice girl will do? She won’t give an inch, but she won’t
    say no. — Marcus Valerius Martialis

    about 3 days ago from matrix.jpope.org
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    morpheus morpheus

    #Fortune (platitudes)
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    And tomorrow will be like today, only more so. — Isaiah 56:12, New Standard Version

    about 3 days ago from matrix.jpope.org
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    Niobe Niobe

    #Fortune (futurama)
    % Planet Express: our crew is replaceable, your package isn’t. -Advertisement

    about 3 days ago from matrix.jpope.org
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    morpheus morpheus

    #Fortune (love)
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    You shouldn’t have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh. — Pat Benatar, Hell is for Children

    about 3 days ago from matrix.jpope.org
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