Thomas Venables (thomasvenables)

Thomas Venables

Flowers, cabbages and french beans planted in green house this Friday night. Party! Middle age and ultimately death rapidly approach ;)

Thomas Venables

I'm guessing Tories can't see the irony that a yes to AV 2 years back would have guaranteed 90% of UKIP 2nd preference votes in 2015 ;>

Thomas Venables

I nominate Christopher Walken to play the lead in the Theresa May biopic

Thomas Venables

@herring1967 nice work pacifying the wazzocks in the front row tonight. Much appreciated

Thomas Venables

Of course in the real world a real project normally fails cos the stakeholders keep changing requirements. Sack the stakeholder not the PM

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@mcnalu how about three men in an apartment, one a vagrant and one brain damaged from electro shock therapy? #TheCaretaker

Thomas Venables

Let's go to China Town to sell our tat, they'll buy it. Not offensive in any way to sell trinkets to the Chinese #prentice

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@thomasvenables can't you even rite proper, Tom? You bleedin eagit!

Thomas Venables

I don't anybody who was actually good at their day job would be so stoopid as to risk their career on this show! #prentice

Thomas Venables

The female contenders in The Apprentice are getting more cover girl every year. Don't like the message this sends out to young women

Satipera

British government proposes suspending human rights treaty so they can deport someone then rejoin treaty. Can you believe these people?

Thomas Venables Satipera

@satipera they have always been our friends, we have always been at war with Syria. Ignorance is Strength!

Thomas Venables Satipera

@satipera like my former colleague and his live porn stick. If only al-qaeda won't so tied to Microsoft, eh?

Satipera

Should have used a live distro. http://ur1.ca/diewz

Thomas Venables

What's betting George W Bush only wanted Presidential Library as all the other presidents had one. A sports bar would have been more fitting

Thomas Venables

I wonder if the person who came up with the scary eye anti bike theft thing had read 1984?

Thomas Venables

Wow, just how many copies of Sports Illustrated and The Very Hungry Caterpillar will the few George W Bush Presidential Library hold?

Thomas Venables

Frannie Jeffers and James Beattie coming to The Mem today for Accrington. Shades of EA Sports Football Manager 99!