Tim Dorr (timdorr)

Tim Dorr

I think the British equivalent of "America! F**k yeah!" has to be "England. Right-o."

Tim Dorr

Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

Tim Dorr

I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" to people. They're starting to take it as a challenge.

Tim Dorr

Watching What To Expect When You're Expecting is made more bearable by playing the Spot The Atlanta Landmark game.

Tim Dorr

The Ovengers! http://ping.fm/iYdKB

Tim Dorr

Two steps forward, one step sideways, three steps diagonally, one step backwards, etc etc.

Tim Dorr

Thunder Muscle!

Tim Dorr

Just saw a Leaf driving around Atlanta. Awesome!

Tim Dorr

"Jurisprudence fetishist gets off on technicality"

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Microsoft, it's a console, not a cell phone... http://ping.fm/osF3c

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Amazon thinks I clicked on a phishing email and reset my password. At 2:30am. While I was at the movies. Wut?

Tim Dorr

The Samsung Galaxy S III actually looks pretty terrible because of all the bloatware they're putting on it. Samsung's software sucks.

Tim Dorr

Her: "I'm not amd. / mad*" Me: "You're Intel?"

Tim Dorr

Childhood is a lot like being drunk. You don't remember most of it, but other people always remind you of the crazy things you did.

Tim Dorr

Oh boy! I've got 2 Firefall invites. Who wants one?

Tim Dorr

Coors Light is glamorous! http://ping.fm/Mjwkp

Tim Dorr

Olive Garden brings 3 breadsticks to a 2 person table. Clearly, this is a conspiracy to create drama!

Tim Dorr

Remind me to never take a job as an analyst. I might kill myself if I had to do this all the time.

Tim Dorr

Kareem Abdul Babar http://ping.fm/AhXmx

Tim Dorr

Yo Dawg: Put your Google Drive folder inside your Dropbox folder. Double syncing, all the way man!