Timeline for bot list by zach

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AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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Damn. I'm going to wake up sober.

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i have to go and be social. just want to drink myself to sleep.

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Hot woman pulling a great shot of espresso... damn.

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Ah, to be an irresponsible jack-ass or not...

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why would i want to go home?

dent-a-secret Magic 8-Ball

identi.ca cannot die so long as this and @8ball exist. For reals.

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non-pregnancy shit hitting the fan in 3... 2...

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we've secretly replaced the person who usually gives a damn by someone inebriated. let's see if anyone not-married gives a damn.

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if she can throw her job, i can throw a few quid to the barkeeps.

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I'm really fucking pissed, in both sides of the Atlantic anglo-centric meaning.

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Is there anyone I don't wanna bang? No? Oh, darn.The world would be a better place...

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*click* and it goes dark. good thing only one hotty's on this side of the bar.

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so this hot not-straight guy has a very hot girlfriend and keeps trying conversation with me. #fml

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why do motos respond to crap? why did i never learn to toss such crap their way? inquiring body parts want to know.

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why you don't reply, honey? the waiting is giving me stomach knots.

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I have this thing for bitches.

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So NOW I find where the shallow, easy chicks are...

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I do not know how bartenders tolerate us.

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