Stephen Michael Kellat

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"15 Things You Might Not Know About 'Caddyshack.'" Mental Floss. Accessed August 28, 2016. http://mentalfloss.com/article/56693/15-things-you-might-not-know-about-caddyshack.

Althouse, Ann. "David Brooks Thinks the Woman Candidate Should Be More 'gracious' and 'relinquish Control' and Assures Her That 'in Surrender You'll Actually Gain More Strength.'" Althouse, August 26, 2016. http://althouse.blogspot.com/2016/08/david-brooks-thinks-woman-candidate.html.

———. "Hillary Introduces America to the Term 'alt-Right' — The 'emerging Racist Ideology' — and Trump Calls Hillary A 'bigot.'" Althouse, August 26, 2016. http://althouse.blogspot.com/2016/08/hillary-introduces-america-to-term-alt.html.

———. "Totally Selfishly, [Sex] Is so Much Better for Me Being Jacked Because You Feel so Much More Confident and You See Yourself as This Much More Sexual Person, Which Is Really Fun." Althouse, August 26, 2016. http://althouse.blogspot.com/2016/08/totally-selfishly-sex-is-so-much-better.html.

"Australian Man 'Put Acid in Sex Club Lubricant.'" BBC News, August 29, 2016, sec. Australia. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-37211348.

Berman, Steve. "73 Days." The Resurgent, August 26, 2016. http://theresurgent.com/73-days/.

Booker, Christopher. "The Secret History of the EU, Written on an Italian Prison Island, Reveals Why the Project Is Doomed." The Telegraph, August 27, 2016. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/27/the-secret-history-of-the-eu-written-on-an-italian-prison-island/.

"Bra Company Boss Forces Male Employees to Experience E-Cup Boobs." Accessed August 28, 2016. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/bra-company-boss-forces-male-8708563.

"Brexit: Lawyers for Cross-Community Group Launch Legal Challenge." BBC News, August 19, 2016, sec. Northern Ireland. http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-37132024.

Buchanan, James Gallagher, Rachael, and Andrew Luck-Baker. "Depression: A Revolution in Treatment?" BBC News, August 24, 2016, sec. Health. http://www.bbc.com/news/health-37166293.

Cleveland 19 Digital Team. "'The "Drug Store" Is Closed': Wooster Police Bust Three Alleged Heroin Dealers." Cleveland 19 News, August 26, 2016. http://www.cleveland19.com/story/32849093/the-drug-store-is-closed-wooster-police-bust-three-heroin-dealers.

Coyle, Karen. "Catalogs and Context," 2016. http://kcoyle.net/catcon.html.

Craig, Jill. "Social Media Crackdown: The New Normal for Africa?" VOA, August 25, 2016. http://www.voanews.com/a/social-media-crackdown-new-normal-africa/3479435.html.

Crawford, Walt. "Gray OA: Going Beyond DOAJ?" Walt at Random, August 26, 2016. http://walt.lishost.org/2016/08/gray-oa-going-beyond-doaj/.

Dana. "University of Chicago Gets Real." Patterico's Pontifications, August 26, 2016. http://patterico.com/2016/08/26/university-of-chicago-gets-real/.

Douglas-Gabriel, Danielle. "This Really Might Be the End of ITT." Washington Post. Accessed August 26, 2016. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2016/08/25/this-really-might-be-the-end-of-itt/.

Erturk, Emre, and Santiago Obrutsky. "Multimedia Storage in the Cloud Using Amazon Web Services: Implications for Online Education." arXiv:1608.07085 [Cs], August 25, 2016. http://arxiv.org/abs/1608.07085.

Ferretti, Stefano, and Gabriele D'Angelo. "Smart Shires: The Revenge of Countrysides (Extended Version)." arXiv:1604.07076 [Cs], June 2016, 756–59. doi:10.1109/ISCC.2016.7543827.

"FidoNet." Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia, August 1, 2016. https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=FidoNet&oldid=732452492.

French, David. "The Idiocy of the #CocksNotGlocks Movement." National Review, August 25, 2016. http://www.nationalreview.com/article/439370/cocks-not-glocks-gun-control-activists-idiotic-logic.

Fyfe, Duncan, Forrest Wickman, and Marissa Martinelli. "The Strange Reason Nearly Every Film Ends by Saying It's Fiction (You Guessed It: Rasputin!)." Slate, August 26, 2016. http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2016/08/26/the_bizarre_true_story_behind_the_this_is_a_work_of_fiction_disclaimer.html.

Gallagher, Sean. "Trading in Stock of Medical Device Paused after Hackers Team with Short Seller." Ars Technica, August 26, 2016. http://arstechnica.com/security/2016/08/trading-in-stock-of-medical-device-paused-after-hackers-team-with-short-seller/.

Goldberg, Michelle. "Hillary Clinton's Alt-Right Speech Isolated and Destroyed Donald Trump." Slate, August 25, 2016. http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2016/08/how_hillary_clinton_s_alt_right_speech_isolated_and_destroyed_donald_trump.html.

"Iran Rolls out Domestic Internet." BBC News, August 29, 2016, sec. Technology. http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-37212456.

"Is Depression a State of Body Not Mind?" BBC News, August 24, 2016. http://www.bbc.com/news/health-37175864.

Jedinia, Mehdi. "IS Followers Flock to Telegram After Being Driven from Twitter." VOA, August 28, 2016. http://www.voanews.com/a/western-nations-target-islamic-state-favorite-encrypted-app/3483900.html.

Johnson, Eliana, and Tim Alberta. "Is the House Up for Grabs?" National Review, August 24, 2016. http://www.nationalreview.com/article/439313/2016-campaign-gop-house-majority-threatened.

Klavan, Andrew. "AltRight and BLM Are One and the Same." Klavan On The Culture, August 28, 2016. https://pjmedia.com/andrewklavan/2016/08/28/altright-and-blm-are-one-and-the-same/.

Koziol, Michael. "Bogans, Branch Stacking and Battered Savs: Australia's National Dictionary Updated for First Time in 28 Years." The Sydney Morning Herald, August 23, 2016. http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/bogans-branch-stacking-and-battered-savs-australias-national-dictionary-updated-for-first-time-in-28-years-20160823-gqywtu.html.

Lawler, Peter Augustine. "Teaching American Government." National Review, August 26, 2016. http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/439404/teaching-american-government-tocqueville-virginia-puritan-new-england-liberty-equality.

Lee, Dave. "Italy Quake Rescuers Ask Locals to Unlock Their Wi-Fi." BBC News, August 25, 2016, sec. Technology. http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-37186290.

———. "Who Are the Hackers Who Cracked the iPhone?" BBC News, August 26, 2016, sec. Technology. http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-37192670.

Lind, Dara. "How President Donald Trump Could Ruin His Enemies' Lives." Vox, August 26, 2016. http://www.vox.com/2016/8/26/12639588/donald-trump-executive-power.

Lucas, Fred. "ID Required to Exercise 7 Rights Other Than Voting." The Daily Signal, August 26, 2016. http://dailysignal.com/2016/08/26/amid-voter-id-battles-here-are-7-things-the-government-requires-ids-for/.

McCarthy, Kieren. "Having Offended Everyone Else in the World, Linus Torvalds Calls Own Lawyers a 'Nasty Festering Disease.'" The Register, August 26, 2016. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/08/26/linus_torvalds_calls_own_lawyers_nasty_festering_disease/.

Merrill, Jeremy B. "Liberal, Moderate or Conservative? See How Facebook Labels You." The New York Times, August 23, 2016. http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/24/us/politics/facebook-ads-politics.html.

Millar, Joey. "Tinderbox at the GATES OF EUROPE: Expert Warns REAL Migration Surge Is on Its Way." Express.co.uk, August 23, 2016. http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/703019/tinderbox-at-gates-of-europe-real-migration-migrant-surge-on-way-Reiner-Klingholz.

"Nasa Ends Year-Long Mars Simulation on Hawaii." BBC News, August 29, 2016, sec. US & Canada. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-37211051.

"Norway Man Rescued after Climbing into Public Toilet." BBC News, August 26, 2016, sec. Europe. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-37196629.

Pinker, Steven, and Juan Manuel Santos. "Colombia's Milestone in World Peace." The New York Times, August 26, 2016. http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/26/opinion/colombias-milestone-in-world-peace.html.

Post Editorial Board. "Team Obama's New Low in the Name of 'trans Rights.'" New York Post, August 28, 2016. http://nypost.com/2016/08/27/forcing-doctors-to-operate-team-obamas-new-low-in-the-name-of-trans-rights/.

rascal23. "PuppEX Linux Live CD Now Based on Puppy Xenial, Compatible with Ubuntu 16.04 LTS." Full Circle Magazine, August 26, 2016. http://fullcirclemagazine.org/2016/08/26/puppex-linux-live-cd-now-based-on-puppy-xenial-compatible-with-ubuntu-16-04-lts/.

"Red Pill or Blue Pill in Syria & Iraq?" USNI Blog, August 17, 2016. https://blog.usni.org/2016/08/17/red-pill-or-blue-pill-in-syria-iraq.

Reuters. "Cuba: US Commercial Flights Welcome." VOA, August 26, 2016. http://www.voanews.com/a/cuba-says-us-commercial-flights-welcome/3482635.html.

rockfever723. Caddyshack - Ending Explosion. Accessed August 28, 2016. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0Hx5ka1FiA&feature=youtu.be.

SalahEldeen, Hany M., and Michael L. Nelson. "Losing My Revolution: How Many Resources Shared on Social Media Have Been Lost?" arXiv:1209.3026 [Cs], September 13, 2012. http://arxiv.org/abs/1209.3026.

Schneier, Bruce. "The NSA Is Hoarding Vulnerabilities - Schneier on Security." Schneier on Security, August 26, 2016. https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2016/08/the_nsa_is_hoar.html.

Schwartz, Ken. "Merkel: 'Unacceptable' for EU Members to Close Doors to Migrants Because They're Muslim." VOA, August 28, 2016. http://www.voanews.com/a/merkel-says-unacceptable-for-eu-members-to-close-doors-to-migrants-because-they-muslim/3484034.html.

Sexton, John. "NY Times: Alt-Right Thrilled with Hillary Clinton's Attention - Hot Air." HotAir.com, August 26, 2016. http://hotair.com/archives/2016/08/26/ny-times-alt-right-thrilled-hillary-clintons-attention/.

Sharwood, Simon. "A USB Stick as a File Server? We've Done It!" The Register, August 26, 2016. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/08/26/a_usb_stick_as_a_file_server_weve_done_it/.

"Shenandoah, Ocean Warrior, and Whales." USNI Blog, August 3, 2016. https://blog.usni.org/2016/08/03/shenandoah-ocean-warrior-and-whales.

Smith, Wesley J. "Killing the Mentally Ill in Netherlands." National Review, August 28, 2016. http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/439446/killing-mentally-ill-netherlands.

Strickland, Eliza. "Olympic Athletes Are Electrifying Their Brains, and You Can Too." IEEE Spectrum: Technology, Engineering, and Science News, August 23, 2016. http://spectrum.ieee.org/biomedical/bionics/olympic-athletes-are-electrifying-their-brains-and-you-can-too.

The Flash. Full Playing Through Scene by Request. Accessed August 28, 2016. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrcgjMJmvNg&feature=youtu.be.

"The Glorious Horror of TECO." Good Math, Bad Math, November 30, 2010. http://goodmath.scientopia.org/2010/11/30/the-glorious-horror-of-teco/.

"The Next Card From the Migration Deck?" USNI Blog, August 24, 2016. https://blog.usni.org/2016/08/24/the-next-card-from-the-migration-deck.

Timpf, Katherine. "I Listened to Hillary Clinton's Official Campaign Podcast So You Don't Have To." National Review, August 24, 2016. http://www.nationalreview.com/article/439292/i-listened-hillary-clintons-official-campaign-podcast-so-you-dont-have.

"Vanuatu Shows off 'Best Toilet in the South Pacific.'" BBC News, March 24, 2016, sec. News from Elsewhere. http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-35890860.

Wegmann, Philip. "Freedom Caucus Flirts With RSC Exodus." The Daily Signal, August 28, 2016. http://dailysignal.com/2016/08/28/house-freedom-caucus-flirts-with-republican-study-committee-exodus/.

Witherspoon, Thomas. "Creating a Global Network of Inexpensive Remote SDRs." The SWLing Post, August 23, 2016. http://swling.com/blog/2016/08/creating-a-global-network-of-inexpensive-remote-sdrs/.

———. "Ivan's Preliminary Review of the New RTL-SDR Dongle on Shortwave/Mediumwave." The SWLing Post, August 22, 2016. http://swling.com/blog/2016/08/ivans-preliminary-review-of-the-new-rtl-sdr-dongle-on-shortwavemediumwave/.

Wolf, Leon H. "Let's Talk about EpiPens for a Minute." RedState, August 25, 2016. http://www.redstate.com/leon_h_wolf/2016/08/25/lets-talk-epipens-minute/.

———. "The Alt-Right Gets Its Marching Orders to Go After a Different Religious Minority." RedState, August 21, 2016. http://www.redstate.com/leon_h_wolf/2016/08/21/alt-right-gets-marching-orders-go-different-religious-minority/.

"Wolfowitz, a Neocon and Strong Supporter of Iraq War, Says He'll Vote for Clinton." DW.COM, August 26, 2016. http://www.dw.com/en/wolfowitz-a-neocon-and-strong-supporter-of-iraq-war-says-hell-vote-for-clinton/a-19507636.

Wozniak, Geoff. "Mainframes as a Lifestyle Choice." Curried Lambda, August 21, 2016. http://wozniak.ca/mainframes-as-a-lifestyle-choice.

WTOL Staff. "100 Marijuana Plants Worth $100,000 Seized in Seneca County." Cleveland 19 News, August 25, 2016. http://www.cleveland19.com/story/32845578/100-plants-of-marijuana-worth-100000-seized-in-seneca-county.

xX99MAVERICK99Xx. Caddy Shack Gopher Scene. Accessed August 28, 2016. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lYm0c7gYyU.