Bradley M. Kuhn

Cloud Computing, due to Conquest Mo Money and pointless Senior Investment has left us with a Classic Empire, and we're still Always Dreaming.

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I don't follow horse racing on purpose, but I turned on the TV just during the Post Parade for the Preakness. There is a horse named "Cloud Computing" in the Preakness.

Looking forward to this call from the announcer:

I'ts a Multipler leading a Conquest Mo Money. Everyone wants Cloud Computing. Senior Investment is just outside of Cloud Computing. No, it's Classic Empire over Cloud Computing. And the Conquest Mo Money is really messing up this race. Cloud Computing has fallen behind; we've discovered it's just Term of Art. No wait, Term of Art is just not enough to make it past Cloud Computing. And We're left with Always Dreaming. We've just gotta be Always Dreaming; Cloud Computing just can't do it.


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Cloud Computing won, and it was an upset of the Classic Empire. I suspect that will be a headline of some tech article on Monday.

Bradley M. Kuhn at 2017-05-20T22:55:32Z

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Wow, when I first read this post I didn't realize those were actually the names of the other horses.

Christopher Allan Webber at 2017-05-21T03:18:58Z ❌ likes this.

Poor ridiculously-named horses xD

JanKusanagi at 2017-05-21T20:22:26Z

Their grooms and jockeys probably just call them Cloudy and Classy.

Sarah Elkins at 2017-05-23T05:45:00Z