an open letter from my neice to Stephen Hawking

joeyh at 2014-12-19T20:20:30Z

To: prof.hawking@damtp.cam.ac.uk
Subject: Black Hole

Dear Professor Hawking,

This is (S). I am a first grader. I live in Swannanoa, NC, USA. This is my Dad's email address.

My interest is to learn about Black Holes. I like scary stuff.

I think you should send boogers and trash to a Black Hole. These two things do not matter so we do not have to worry about them getting crushed into pieces. Maybe you are going to learn about black holes.

Sincerely, S M R

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... S. is crushing it

joeyh at 2014-12-19T22:53:17Z

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it = trash, boogers

Evan Prodromou at 2014-12-19T23:30:08Z

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Given what came before, when I read "Maybe you are going to learn about black holes," I hear "or else."

Amitai Schleier at 2014-12-20T00:31:38Z

She sounds adorable xD

JanKusanagi @identi.ca at 2014-12-20T00:38:47Z