Me: ZZZzzz...
Cat: Oh, you're sleeping? Let me get on the pillow with you.
Me: No, cat, I'm trying to sleep. Plus your fur is in my face now.
Cat: Purrrrrrr.
Me: OK. I'll turn over and face the other direction.
Cat: Oh, you've moved? Here, let me climb over you onto the other side of the pillow so I can still sit in your face.
Me: Are you going to let me go back to sleep?
Cat: Nope.

Well, good morning world.