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I'd rant about Google's search hypocrisy, but then they'd put ads on it and repackage it. The revolution will be Social Media-ized.

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I want to say something insightful about the similarity between Smalltalk images and Maven and the messes therein, but... ouch.

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Today's punctuation lesson for IE developers: this (,) is a comma. It's harmless, you monsters.

chromatic Perl users

CPAN authors have had six months notice to fix buggy hash tests: http://ur1.ca/e085d !perl

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Random thought. Would Rakudo attract and keep users if it had usuable documentation? !perl6

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I highly recommend this chocolate: http://ur1.ca/e071i

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Creamsicle smoothie attempt #1: used the wrong yogurt. Mildly disappointing.

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If you use the word "meritocracy" without knowing its etymology, you have failed the irony test.

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Warner Chilcott 2012 revenue: $2.5 billion, Tumblr 2012 revenue: $13 million, media irrelevance: priceless. http://ur1.ca/dybyd

chromatic Perl users

Including People: http://ur1.ca/dx75w !perl

chromatic Perl users

If you attend YAPC::NA this year, see this talk about opportunity cost for programmers: http://ur1.ca/dx6x5 !perl

chromatic Perl users

Is it just me, or does the response seem to miss the point of the question? http://ur1.ca/dw16v !perl

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When Matt "Can I please be John Galt?" Asay opens his mouth, ask what it's going to cost you: http://ur1.ca/dvak0

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"The CoC is for people who do /not/ have the protection of the community." http://ur1.ca/dvws7

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I'm so sick of the -gate suffix I'm uninstalling Baldur's Gate. Sorry, Bioware.

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Threat levels: meh, raisin, and cilantro. We're sensitive to the colorblind *and* gastronomists.

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The argument against replacing/improving JS today is the same as it was 5 and 10 years ago, for goodness' sake.

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"[Our] engineering choices are often limited to eliminating wrong answers, then guessing at those that are left." http://ur1.ca/duuo4

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When your most pressing development question is "Can our metaphone handle Unicode?" it may be time to reconsider your life choices.

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I was going to write "I can never remember how to use psql's \COPY command", but then I remembered. I'll forget next time to make up for it.