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Creamsicle smoothie attempt #1: used the wrong yogurt. Mildly disappointing.

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If you use the word "meritocracy" without knowing its etymology, you have failed the irony test.

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Warner Chilcott 2012 revenue: $2.5 billion, Tumblr 2012 revenue: $13 million, media irrelevance: priceless. http://ur1.ca/dybyd

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Including People: http://ur1.ca/dx75w !perl

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If you attend YAPC::NA this year, see this talk about opportunity cost for programmers: http://ur1.ca/dx6x5 !perl

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Is it just me, or does the response seem to miss the point of the question? http://ur1.ca/dw16v !perl

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When Matt "Can I please be John Galt?" Asay opens his mouth, ask what it's going to cost you: http://ur1.ca/dvak0

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"The CoC is for people who do /not/ have the protection of the community." http://ur1.ca/dvws7

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I'm so sick of the -gate suffix I'm uninstalling Baldur's Gate. Sorry, Bioware.

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Threat levels: meh, raisin, and cilantro. We're sensitive to the colorblind *and* gastronomists.

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The argument against replacing/improving JS today is the same as it was 5 and 10 years ago, for goodness' sake.

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"[Our] engineering choices are often limited to eliminating wrong answers, then guessing at those that are left." http://ur1.ca/duuo4

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When your most pressing development question is "Can our metaphone handle Unicode?" it may be time to reconsider your life choices.

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I was going to write "I can never remember how to use psql's \COPY command", but then I remembered. I'll forget next time to make up for it.

chromatic Perl users

So you're saying there's a chance? (type annotations in !perl) http://ur1.ca/duahb

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What is Programming? (an explanation by three analogies) http://ur1.ca/du7xj

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"If you want to be known as a great 'architect' all you need to do is bring in these pointless complexities." http://ur1.ca/dtwzc

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Running Named !perl Tests from Prove: http://ur1.ca/dtrb4

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"Let's throw away our current user base and focus on the users we don't have." http://ur1.ca/dt2g6

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I just looked inside Mail::Sendmail. Now I have two problems.