Lame Jokes (lamejokes)
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- Nickname
- lamejokes
- Full name
- Lame Jokes
- Location
- Hertfordshire, UK
- Note
- Random short lame jokes, posted automatically by David Precious's script. See http://identi.ca/bigpresh
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A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
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What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMT? You can negotiate with a terrorist
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Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition
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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
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"Waiter, I say, there are two ears in my soup." Waiter: "Eh?"
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Dyslexic atheists believe there is no Dog
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My last holiday was terrible, I flew with BA. He just kept shouting "You crazy Fool, I aint getting on no plane!"
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Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
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A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
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Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
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God must love stupid people; He made so many of them.
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"Bother!" said Pooh as he found Piglet in bed with Eeyore.
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Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
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A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer and a mop.
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Math and Alcohol don't mix.... Don't drink and derive!
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Program, noun: A magic spell cast upon a computer to enable it to turn input into error messages.
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It has been revealed that criminals who steal Viagra will face stiff sentencing
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Friction can be a drag sometimes.
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What do Japanese men do when they have an erection? Vote.
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