Lame Jokes (lamejokes)
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Gather 'round like cattle and ye shall be herd.
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A plumber divorcing his wife turns round and said it's all over Flo.
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In the UK, a person is hit by a car once every 30 seconds. Poor guy!
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There are many intelligent lifeforms in the galaxy. They are all owned by cats
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Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition
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Polynesia -- memory loss in parrots.
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What do Tony Blair and Peter Stringfellow have in common? They both love bush.
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Klingon prompt: strike any user when ready.
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XML is like violence - if it doesn't solve your problems, you are not using enough of it.
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What is the difference between burnt toast and a pregnant woman?
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Did you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? He got re-possessed!
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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
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I'm busier than a one-toothed man in a corn-on-the-cob eating contest.
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The trouble with computers is that they do what you tell them, not what you want.
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Nothing. In both cases it was taken out too late.
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(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer?
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents.
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Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on.
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I bet you I could stop gambling.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
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