Since I moved in with my fiancee, I keep gaining weight (she cooks too well!), so I'm trying to keep a healthier diet, and do some exercises to get in better shape for our wedding. This doesn't always go too well... for example, last night, we both had rough days, so she bought a jar of Nutella, and put a few slices of bread with Nutella in front of me, for dinner. When I tried to complain, she silenced me with this gem:

"This does not make you fat. This makes you HAPPY!".

And so it did.