2012-09-28T16:32:58+00:00 To: PublicI like Tom Petty as much as the next guy, but Free Fallin shouldn't be played in elevators.
2012-09-28T16:32:01+00:00 To: PublicI like T
2012-09-26T11:49:53+00:00 To: PublicTouchdown back home in Chicago. The 5AM flights are the toughest.
2012-09-22T12:04:16+00:00 To: PublicTen years from now, an instrumental version of Oppa Gangnam Style will play in your elevator. Don't do the pony.
2012-09-20T11:00:12+00:00 To: PublicI wonder if the Google self-driving car will have an "I'm Feelibg Lucky" button.
2012-09-19T21:46:04+00:00 To: Public"47% of our database users only do selects, not inserts. They're mooching off the database."
2012-09-17T19:02:58+00:00 To: PublicMotor scooters in YouTube videos are like red shirts on the Star Trek transporter deck. You know something bad's going down.
2012-09-13T18:40:28+00:00 To: PublicThe cloud is like valet parking. If you pull up in a crappy car, it's not gonna turn into a Rolls just because someone else parks it.
2012-09-13T16:18:29+00:00 To: Public"Why should I patch my cloud server? It's not like I get oil changes in my rental car." Hoo boy.
2012-09-13T13:23:29+00:00 To: PublicChecking out and changing hotels. With all this violence, it's not a safe time to stay at Embassy Suites.
2012-09-10T14:25:49+00:00 To: PublicThe real purpose of a resume isn't about the bad jobs you've had. It's about the good job you want.
2012-09-10T14:21:01+00:00 To: PublicTravel day: heading to Dallas for Amazon Web Services architect training. Really excited for a week of growing my skills.
2012-09-07T17:06:39+00:00 To: Public"SQL Server 2000: Hardhat Required in This Area"
2012-09-05T00:19:01+00:00 To: PublicWhen life gives you lemons, come see me. I've got vodka.
2012-09-05T11:44:22+00:00 To: PublicHow to explain eventual consistency to developers: "It's like your app's documentation."
2012-09-05T11:23:22+00:00 To: PublicI insist on cage-free eggs. I want the hen to be happy while I'm eating her children.