Christopher Allan Webber

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Distracted by refreshable "random loot tool" on SomethingAwful (it's been a while since I went there...)  My favorites:

Weapons & Armor

Breastplate for extremely busty woman. This endowed iron breastplate is sure to start a conversation about the portrayal of women in roleplaying games.

Magic Items & Potions
Gloves of Snake Hands. Turns the wearer's hands into snakes forever. Why did you put them on? Oh god, you don't have any control over them!

Magic Items & Potions
Potion of Transform Gender. Actually just water with a label to remind you that gender is a construct.

Millions of dollars in worthless fiat currency no longer tied to a gold standard. Google Ron Paul.

Weapons & Armor
Glass armor. What were they thinking? It starts breaking as soon as you put it on and doesn't stop until it's off again.

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