Just to be clear: Tony Pulis, who is quoted here, is Welsh, and perhaps it is a Welsh tradition not to tell anyone what they're having for breakfast? Maybe life in Wales is so dull and boring that they like to surprise family members with an unexpected meal of leeks, or maybe they are all jst so sick and tired of eating leeks every day that it's become taboo to mention it?

Either that or, as James Robertson hints at, Pulis is part of a sinister dietary cult trying to destroy English breakfast culture with Rory Delap-style long lunch breaks?