haliphax haliphax@identi.ca
Missouri City, United States
Web developer. Enthusiastic about some things, but not others.
2013-03-06T17:56:21+00:00 To: Public
"She's not dumb; I'm dumb! Me is!"2013-03-03T05:46:32+00:00 To: Public
Jet lag + rum & coke = 02013-02-24T22:30:31+00:00 To: Public
"You had to know you were going to be disqualified for Cobra Kai-ing my third baseman..."2013-02-15T13:54:22+00:00 To: Public
I'm just gonna kobayashi maru the whole thing.2013-02-05T23:49:00+00:00 To: Public
Crap; no drumsticks...2013-02-05T14:49:49+00:00 To: Public
...and the droning engine throbs in time with your beating heart...2013-02-04T19:53:50+00:00 To: Public
"This document may contain personal data covered by federal privacy laws." THEN DON'T SEND IT VIA EMAIL, YOU SILLY GOOSE2013-01-29T22:46:29+00:00 To: Public
I'll be in San Francisco the week of March 6th. Holler at your boy.2013-01-24T00:05:15+00:00 To: Public
2013-01-15T17:53:54+00:00 To: Public
Hating 3rd party software vendors pretty hard right now. It's temporary (I hope), but that does not discount my rage.2013-01-13T19:50:11+00:00 To: Public
Painting for 7 hours = OMFG MY NECKBACKSHOULDERSARMSHANDS2013-01-12T04:58:01+00:00 To: Public
"Monkeys make up over 80% of the world's monkey population."2013-01-11T02:06:25+00:00 To: Public
"I have achieved the highest level of 'playing tag'... I am 'it.''2013-01-02T11:22:46+00:00 To: Public
Time to make the donuts!2013-01-02T20:08:56+00:00 To: Public
Enough mucus has come out of my nose in the last 48-72 hours to fashion a (disgusting) life-sized copy of myself. The More You Know (TM)2012-12-15T15:11:36+00:00 To: Public
I believe I would make a pretty good hermit...2012-12-08T14:01:41+00:00 To: Public
I like my metal black... and my coffee with girly, white chocolate/raspberry creamer.2012-12-01T06:53:53+00:00 To: Public
Hearing Coward battle with the music emanating from The Penguin is... Interesting.2012-11-30T22:09:54+00:00 To: Public
paulbakaus.com is in my employer's DNS blackhole. Funny. (Paul Bakaus is one of Zynga's chief officers.)2012-11-15T05:01:34+00:00 To: Public
ddrescue is my new best friend! #linux