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Random short lame jokes, posted automatically by David Precious's script. See http://identi.ca/bigpresh
2013-07-10T19:00:07+00:00 via Net::Twitter To: Public"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" -- Michaelangelo
2013-07-10T15:00:06+00:00 via Net::Twitter To: PublicI'm busier than a one-legged Riverdancer.
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2013-07-10T08:00:05+00:00 via Net::Twitter To: PublicWhat do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat? Polly unsaturated.
2013-07-09T19:00:07+00:00 via Net::Twitter To: PublicTo be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
2013-07-09T15:00:05+00:00 via Net::Twitter To: PublicWhy are proctologists so gloomy? They always have the end in sight.
2013-07-09T08:00:06+00:00 via Net::Twitter To: PublicSo I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'
2013-07-08T19:00:08+00:00 via Net::Twitter To: Public"Waiter, I say, there are two ears in my soup." Waiter: "Eh?"
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2013-07-08T15:00:04+00:00 via Net::Twitter To: PublicIguana: The other green meat.
2013-07-08T08:00:06+00:00 via Net::Twitter To: PublicAnorexia is a serious issue but, let's face it, the problem isn't getting any bigger.
2013-07-07T19:00:08+00:00 via Net::Twitter To: PublicI wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.
2013-07-07T15:00:05+00:00 via Net::Twitter To: PublicQ: In a lesbian relationship, who makes who the sandwich? A: No-one. Everybody knows lesbians eat out
2013-07-07T08:00:06+00:00 via Net::Twitter To: PublicQ: How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted one? The extroverted one looks at *your* shoes while talking.
2013-07-06T19:00:09+00:00 via Net::Twitter To: PublicI suffer from CDO. It's like OCD, but all the letters are in the right order. Like they should be.
2013-07-06T15:00:07+00:00 via Net::Twitter To: PublicI used to work with a bald headed geezer who had tattoos of Rabbits all over his head. From a distance they look like hares.
2013-07-06T08:00:08+00:00 via Net::Twitter To: PublicWise man say: A skilled troll is a master baiter.
2013-07-05T19:00:06+00:00 via Net::Twitter To: PublicDid you hear about the prawn that went to a nightclub? He pulled a mussel.
2013-07-05T15:00:05+00:00 via Net::Twitter To: PublicWhat kind of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? Iceberg.
2013-07-05T08:00:06+00:00 via Net::Twitter To: PublicDon't steal, the government doesn't like the competition
2013-07-04T19:00:07+00:00 via Net::Twitter To: PublicPollytheism n.: the belief that God is a parrot.
2013-07-04T15:00:05+00:00 via Net::Twitter To: PublicI just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.