It's the 21st Century: nothing ever dies anymore and nothing ever will again. All the canceled TV shows come back. All the old TV shows get remade. The old movies get reimagined and the old stars get digitally youthened. The geriatric bands release new discs of old material sewn together in the studio, plus rerelease all their old ones. The old video games get recoded in WebGL when the game shop takes too long rereleasing them for the new engine. The last piece of the trilogy gets stretched and stretched out until it's a trilogy all of its own. Even the politicians are just the younger family members of the old politicians' families. There's nowhere you can hide, and even if there was, the Wayback Machine and Google Cache versions of you would still be here, carrying on like nothing was wrong.